Today, I realised that the man who I wanted to be with, the man who wanted to be with me, and my husband were three different people. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realized my husband is a completely different person than when we married. It’s only been three and a half years since we eloped. FML
Today, I learned that my husband and I share the same taste in men. FML
Today, I met my husband's other wife. FML
Today, I realized I'm very much in love with my old boyfriend. I got married to someone else a few months ago, who I also very much love. FML
Today, I met my wife's other husband. FML
Today, I realised I may need to work on my marriage when I saw my husband in public, laughing and smiling with his coworkers, then when he saw me his smile disappeared and he stood up like a tired old man to come and speak to me. FML
Today, I figured out why the man I've been seeing for 3 years hasn't asked for my hand in marriage. His current wife called me and told me all about it. FML
Today, I was left at the altar. For the second time. By the same man. FML
Today, I found out the man I've been wanting to marry for a year and a half wants us to take a break. FML
Today, after 6 years of dating, 2 years of marriage, a daughter and another one on the way, my husband decided that he’s "not the one for me" and told me he was leaving for his co-worker who he’s only known for a few months. Apparently they’re more "meant to be." FML
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FerrariCake 2
You probably should have "realized" this before you got married. YDI for marrying someone you don't want to be with.
Dalby 0
Did you know the person reading this, the person who gives a damn, and your therapist are 3 different people too?
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Comments (115)
abandonship 3
been there, done that except my "husband" was my boyfriend xPP
graciedacie 0
This is just sad. If you ever did love your husband, it can always, always be rekindled. And that's not opinion. It's fact. Oh well, it's 2009, right? Divorce!!
mike1921 0
It's fact? Prove it. Or, how about divorce because the marriage was a mistake to begin with and they don't want to be with each other?
Puolukka 4
I agree with this...and also if they both don't want each other anymore it simply sounds like they never actually loved each other. Most of the time it's one person who falls out of love...but if they both do it was most likely never marriage-material-love in the first place. Also she doesn't need to have sex to actually be cheating. If there's a guy that she wants so bad that she would leave her husband for him, then they most likely know each other somewhat well, have been hanging out a lot and probably flirting...that's emotional cheatiing to me. And the guy he still wants her, she probably was whining to him about how her marriage sucks and that's why he won't quit hitting on her, because he knows she's not "emotionally married" to her husband anymore o.O I totally agree with the "You shouldn't get married again"
TheMeow 0
What if her husband say beats her? Would you want to rekindle that?
graciedacie 0
Don't you think that would be mentioned in an FML? Ha, nice try though.
monstermesiah 0
better hope they don't find out I smell a gang rape
touchableturtle 0
well written. it's rare to find eloquent FMLs.
DeadMansCrack 4
Sorry about your situation, but HOW THE HELL did this one get submitted?? It's not remotely funny or entertaining.
Kai_Babe 0
This is hardly even FML. It's just depressing. Maybe you shouldn't have married him then because if you truly loved him you would've known it.
cheamonea 0
wow, probably want to figure your life out pretty soon.
gonzolove 0
That's what I was thinking.
mathsponge 0
Awwwwwwww sucks for u
Bullshet 0
Shouldn't have married a guy you didn't want to be with forever.