Today, I realised that the man who I wanted to be with, the man who wanted to be with me, and my husband were three different people. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized my husband is a completely different person than when we married. It’s only been three and a half years since we eloped. FML
Today, I learned that my husband and I share the same taste in men. FML
Today, I met my husband's other wife. FML
Today, I realized I'm very much in love with my old boyfriend. I got married to someone else a few months ago, who I also very much love. FML
Today, I met my wife's other husband. FML
Today, I realised I may need to work on my marriage when I saw my husband in public, laughing and smiling with his coworkers, then when he saw me his smile disappeared and he stood up like a tired old man to come and speak to me. FML
Today, I figured out why the man I've been seeing for 3 years hasn't asked for my hand in marriage. His current wife called me and told me all about it. FML
Today, I was left at the altar. For the second time. By the same man. FML
Today, I found out the man I've been wanting to marry for a year and a half wants us to take a break. FML
Today, after 6 years of dating, 2 years of marriage, a daughter and another one on the way, my husband decided that he’s "not the one for me" and told me he was leaving for his co-worker who he’s only known for a few months. Apparently they’re more "meant to be." FML
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FerrariCake 2
You probably should have "realized" this before you got married. YDI for marrying someone you don't want to be with.
Dalby 0
Did you know the person reading this, the person who gives a damn, and your therapist are 3 different people too?
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Comments (115)
keaini 0
Sadly, this sounds like my future. The man I wanted to be with didn't want to be with me... the man who wants to be with me (who I am with now) I don't really care for... so I might just settle with marrying someone who meets me halfway. FL.
annamg 0
Despite the use of the word "husband," obviously indicating this was written by the adult, it still somehow smacks of teenage angst.
mike1921 0
#182 No, 50% of marriages end in divorce because America rightfully knows there's no good reason to keep a marriage going if you're with someone you hate You don't think feelings could naturally change over time? Even if you do maintain your relationship? Seriously? Ok, the odds are most people who have been divorced 6 times are at least somewhat at fault and aren't making enough sacrifices. I concede there.
lobby0ne 0
What? FAIL!
gothymama 0
Holy shit, I could've posted an almost identical FML. FYL indeed, I know the feeling.
mkivsuptt 0
YDI for being a slutty *****.
MichelleOxid 0
I know that feeling :/ I've realised that the guy I wanted to be with, the guy who want to be with me & the one I'm dating are three different persons.. so it's almost the same thing, but I guess you're is even worse, you're married with the guy!
kickingbabyseals 0
Really? What a waste of an FML.
bella_theresa 0
F your husband's life.
Raytestrak 3
Two out of three is not bad ...