Today, I realised that the man who I wanted to be with, the man who wanted to be with me, and my husband were three different people. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realized my husband is a completely different person than when we married. It’s only been three and a half years since we eloped. FML
Today, I learned that my husband and I share the same taste in men. FML
Today, I met my husband's other wife. FML
Today, I realized I'm very much in love with my old boyfriend. I got married to someone else a few months ago, who I also very much love. FML
Today, I met my wife's other husband. FML
Today, I realised I may need to work on my marriage when I saw my husband in public, laughing and smiling with his coworkers, then when he saw me his smile disappeared and he stood up like a tired old man to come and speak to me. FML
Today, I figured out why the man I've been seeing for 3 years hasn't asked for my hand in marriage. His current wife called me and told me all about it. FML
Today, I was left at the altar. For the second time. By the same man. FML
Today, I found out the man I've been wanting to marry for a year and a half wants us to take a break. FML
Today, after 6 years of dating, 2 years of marriage, a daughter and another one on the way, my husband decided that he’s "not the one for me" and told me he was leaving for his co-worker who he’s only known for a few months. Apparently they’re more "meant to be." FML
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FerrariCake 2
You probably should have "realized" this before you got married. YDI for marrying someone you don't want to be with.
Dalby 0
Did you know the person reading this, the person who gives a damn, and your therapist are 3 different people too?
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Comments (115)
OHHgreatttt 0
aww :(
mushoo_fml 0
If you don't want to be with your husband, and your husband doesn't want to be with you, how/why the hell did you two get married?
Gia0896 0
Wow. . . lmao . .
nonotme 0
People change over time. It happens. I don't get #101, people do change so much that they can't handle being together anymore. She doesn't want to be with her husband, and he doesn't want to be with her. Giving up on it isn't the weak way out- it's the responsible handling of emotions. "Hey, my life sucks, but I'm not going to do anything about it because it would be weak of me to do it!" Just like all the people Kevorkian helped were weak because they got out of their suffering, right? Anyway, this does suck. It's unfortunate but I wonder what's going on in your life to cause this.
tgd4444 9
YDI for being slutty and cheating on ur husband
romaunts 0
She never said she was cheating. She wants someone else, she and her husband don't want each other anymore, and she wants someone else... that doesn't make her a cheating *****.
Palm2face 0
I think at one point she wanted to be with him, but feelings change over time, and she thinks that maybe it's time to move on. Not everyone can last in a lifelong marriage.
bmoney2011 0
Alright, all you bitchass people saying Americans speak "American..." well. Shit. It doesn't even matter! English is English, we hanve our slang and special spellings, you have yours. Get over it. Americans didn't "ruin" the English language, it's been modified over time. I bet you say lou, we say toilet, you say mum we say all versions of mother. And if you really want to talk about people butchering things, let's talk about how England tortured the Irish for 800+ years. How bout that? How bout we just do "the Modest Proposal" and eat the babies?! Some Irish nom nomz?? **** you and your tea! And you have McDonalds too bitch! Everywhere does! In some countries they're actually sit down and order resturaunts. Anyways my point is that yeah maybe we did **** up your language, at least we didn't **** up an entire country for 800+ years!!!
yoboo310 0
THERES SUCH THING CALLED ARRANGED MARRIAGES PEOPLE!
nonotme 0
Im American and i insist that we speak American. Deal with it.
spiderman0606 0
I love how everyone here, from reading your one sentence, is judging you and giving you advice like they know your life.
rivershade 0
YDI for trying to be in love. It is not worth it
boatkicker 5
fuckmylyphe, where are you from? Name one country that has been around for over 200 years that has not ****** up at least one other country. And by been around, I mean been independent.
rockstarK9 0
Ya, because Australia is infamous for arranged marriages.
cosmorose 0
loool your spelling of loo cracks me up
koribis 0
I think Canada just beats all of you
aaaahh 0
#195. Another typo, amerika?.-. Come on! Spell it out with me A M E R I C A. There was more typos, just to lazy to correct those. You fail.
xNephilim 19
#222 Ever considered that he/she might be from another country? In Germany we spell America with a k... So, in Germany, we spell it Amerika. Slip-ups happen. No need to be a bitch about it.
agentx52 13
American isn't a language...
rcbarnes 24
Or at the least, consider divorce!
beansrgreen23 0
wow. that really sucks.
i_wuz_nver_here 31
so it's like a love pentagon? (is that the one with five sides?)
fluorescentadole_fml 8
I think you're aiming for a "square", that's the one with 4 sides
holly_fly 34
No, I think pentagon could be appropriate, if the husband has feels for someone else.
thesmarticalone 0
=[ poor you
kira1kira 0
awwwww
SaintJimmy 0
I agree with #14.
machete_fml 0
pwned
chanman 0
haha i read yours and scrolled down to 14 to see what it was. LMAO
Vaetrus 0
@14: PWNT. Well, you don't like the guy who likes you, tell him to buzz off, stop looking for attention. The guy you like is not interested, stop stalking him. Divorce your husband, if you two don't want to be together... then don't.
sammvp1 0
ydi, i don't know what happened, but you should really be trying to work on that insted of posting yur story on fml.
meezer008 0
wtf do u think the fml site is even for? of course she's gonna try to work it out when she can but duh this site is about getting it off your chest in the first place
Kallik 0
Yeah #6, you're a dumbass.
mccaincracker 6
awwwwwwwwwww :( ______________________________ www.YouTube.com/jimmyjimjobobo123
abdur 0
That is simply sad...
FerrariCake 2
You probably should have "realized" this before you got married. YDI for marrying someone you don't want to be with.
the_stereotype 0
even if she was in love with her husband, she still deserves it for pretty much being just stupid. just so many reasons why YDI.
funny_story 4
she also deserves it for not knowing how to spell realized
Chaith 16
There are different correct ways to spell it. People speak English outside of the United States, like Canada, Australia, & England. You should all r-r-realise this by now. ;] + What #80 said.
possumisawesome 0
That's true, but whenever I write realised, I get the dotted red line. I'm Canadian, and I've got it on Canadian spell check. =P
ayy 0
Realised doesn't have a z in it!!!!
xNephilim 19
Get over your freaking ignorance of other countries! Jeez! Yeah, some words have more than one correct spelling. Mum/mom...Realised/realized... Spelled/spelt... Get the heck over it.
ipeal2 7
Owned
Carriah420 9
In American, it IS spelled with a 'Z', 195.
Nevershouterin 0
this would be a good post secret to write,