Today, I found out the man I've been wanting to marry for a year and a half wants us to take a break. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out the man I have a date with next week is married. FML
Today, I found out that the man I've wanted to be with for the last year and a half also wants to be with me. Two weeks ago, I got a promotion! I'm also legally no longer allowed to date him. FML
Today, I found out that I mean nothing to the man I have loved for over a year. He has been taking vacations with another woman, and is in fact, on a vacation with her right now. FML
Today, after months of arguing and conflict, I broke up wIth my fiancé. Or at least, I tried to. The wedding's off, but only until he can convince me to want to marry him again. FML
Today, I figured out why the man I've been seeing for 3 years hasn't asked for my hand in marriage. His current wife called me and told me all about it. FML
Today, I found out I’m pregnant with the man I’ve been in love with for almost a year. When I told him, he got down on one knee, cuddled my abdomen and said, "Get out." FML
Today, I found out my husband of one year has been renting his old batchelor's apartment in secret, because he is unsure if he wants to stay married to me, and we are broke. FML
Today, my husband of 30 years told me that he thought we should 'just be friends'. FML
Today, I found out the guy I've been dating for 5 months is engaged to his girlfriend of 3 years. I found out as we were talking, waiting for him to come outside after work. FML
Today, I found out my soon-to-be husband and father of my unborn child is already married to another man. FML
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RichardPencil 32
I'm guessing his wife doesn't approve.
Bubbilility 27
I don't know if that's great justification, if you want out, you're out. I'm an all-in or all-out kinda gal. If a dude said this to me I'd have to say the break was permanent.
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RichardPencil 32
I'm guessing his wife doesn't approve.
Brightside86 31
Might be a good idea, see what it feels like to be apart for a bit. Maybe he'll realize that he misses you too much to continue the break. Could go the other way and he discovers his hearts just not in it, better to figure that out now over later.
Bubbilility 27
I don't know if that's great justification, if you want out, you're out. I'm an all-in or all-out kinda gal. If a dude said this to me I'd have to say the break was permanent.
coius 23
Thats not a good sign. He’s either having second thoughts or it may be he’s got something else more sinister in mind. Like cheating