Today, my boyfriend and I were watching TV and there were penguins laying eggs. He said, "Penguins are mammals, they don't lay eggs." I replied, "Penguins are birds." We fought about it for ages until he realised that I was right, and has since stopped talking to me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to convince my 20-year-old boyfriend that not only is his aquatic turtle a reptile, but that it's also cold-blooded and thus can't regulate its own temperature just by going into its shell. He still thinks I'm the stupid one. FML
Today, I went to the Natural History Museum with my boyfriend. While we were standing in front of real dinosaur bones, he told me he didn't believe in dinosaurs. FML
Today, I had to explain to my 22-year-old boyfriend that mice do not grow up to be rats. FML
Today, I got into a heated argument with my mom, because apparently I'm an idiot for not sharing her belief that chickens are mammals. She has a university degree in this stuff. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a TV show about wildlife. The moment the narrator said the word "peacock", my boyfriend broke down into hysterical laughter. He laughed to the point of tears, and had to excuse himself. I'm dating a man-child. FML
Today, I was so baked out of my mind that I argued with my parakeet over who farted. I could be wrong, but I think I lost the argument. Worse still, my boyfriend had been standing in the doorway long enough to hear everything, even me farting. FML
Today, I had to explain to my husband that it's biologically impossible for cats and dogs to cross-breed, and that his "brilliant idea" of getting ours to mate is just plain disturbing. He still doesn't believe me. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that a tornado is not the same thing as a hurricane. I couldn't convince him, and he still won't talk to me. FML
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend watching a movie, my boyfriend then leans in and says: "You know, you're my favourite girlfriend." I then jokingly responded by saying: "You say that like I'm not the only girlfriend you have right now." I hate being right. FML
Today, my boyfriend found an empty snail shell. I tried messing with him by saying the snail had turned into a slug, like caterpillars turn into butterflies. He quickly replied, "Yeah I know. I'm not a tard, babe." and said he'd been taught all that and more back in school. What the hell? FML
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DreaminOfMusic 0
Seriously? He doesn't deserve you if he's that immature. And he's also not the sharpest tool in the shed..
calilovesneb 12
The things that some people get butt hurt over never ceases to amaze me.
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brandi7 2
Realized*
cybermolly10 7
Spiny anteater!
outoftown 27
He finds out you were right and sulks, incommunicado? Good! He's shown his character. When he finally calls, and you can end it. Unless you want this pattern repeated... then, YDI.
moonboobs 4
You know men can't win arguments with women. Sounds like he still thinks he's right. Sucks for you.
kayPandastyle 15
Wtf he's an idiot you would think he would know his argument was invalid as soon as he saw the damn penguin lay a damn egg!!!
needsagf14 12
Wow that guy is very dumb. And there are mammals that lay eggs FYI
bryan788 29
what is tool, did he flunk grade school?
jadedtiger 4
Been there done that cuz 90% I'm right u have way to much random knowledge sounds like you do to
stache67 2
He probably believes Danny Devito was really a penguin in Batman! Sorry!
JoshB_24 10
You spelled "realized" wrong... Sorry I thought it was ironic haha
Goddamnidiots 12
Actually she spelt it right. Its just that America spells differently to Australia and Britain.