Today, I finally won at bingo after playing every Thursday night for months. It was a $750 bingo. I split with 85 other winners. My share was $8. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was playing at a bingo hall, when I got a bingo for $50. I got so excited that I accidentally yelled, "Holy fuck!" They kicked me out. I didn't get the money. FML
Today, I was visiting my grandmother at her retirement community. Bingo is really popular there and she loves it, so I went thinking it would be a fun activity for us. I won the jackpot and my car got keyed by a group of angry old people. FML
Today, I went to a casino with $300 to spend and somehow walked out with $21K. When I told my wife, she sighed and moaned about how annoying taxes will be, and how I should have pushed my luck further. The house always wins, even when it loses. FML
Today, to prove a point to my brother that playing the lotto isn't a sure thing. I got a $10 scratcher. Thinking I'd get nothing or maybe just another scratcher, I ended up winning a free scratcher plus $100. The second scratcher I got an additional $50. Now he's even more confident he'll win every time. FML
Today, I was gambling on pull tabs. My friend, never much of a gambler, asked to take one. I was confused but gave one to him anyway. I got precisely $0 from them. The tab I gave to my friend was a winner. How much was it worth, you ask? Six hundred dollars. I'm very happy for him, but… seriously? FML
Today, I attended my first game night with my girlfriend’s family. They play for cash and deal cards like trained magicians. By the end I was up by £400 and they were all mad at me. I seriously think they were so busy cheating each other that I won by default. FML
Today, I won 20 dollars on a lotto scratch off. My friend, pissed, makes me split the money, saying it was collateral for the gas money used to get us there. He then used his 10 dollars on a scratch off, and won 500 dollars. The jackass wouldn't split it. FML
Today, I went to get a scratch off lottery ticket, and the dude in front of me got the same one I was going to get. He won 500 dollars. I got 2 bucks. FML
Today, I won a lottery at my local grocery store. Excited, I went to claim my prize, only to discover it was a bottle of red wine. I'm a recovering alcoholic. FML
Today, I went to the casino and put $500 into a game and lost it all. I tried another $100 and won it all back, plus some. Instead of walking out ahead, I kept trying to hit bigger and ended up losing all my rent money. Rent is due and now I can’t pay it. FML
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LostInTheZone11 29
Ah Bingo. One of the ways to make sweet old ladies say the F word.
whiskey'swino 15
B- Begging to daub I- I have one spot left! N-Noooo! G- G*ddamn O- Owning my $8 win And Bingo is it's name-O!
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LostInTheZone11 29
Ah Bingo. One of the ways to make sweet old ladies say the F word.
whiskey'swino 15
B- Begging to daub I- I have one spot left! N-Noooo! G- G*ddamn O- Owning my $8 win And Bingo is it's name-O!
Ih8teenageangst 20
Ahhh now I get it, it's a profit deal!
Isamermaid 17
85 other winners? Jesus, where do you play bingo at?
RichardPencil 32
Funnily, a chicken dinner does cost around $8!
ARISKomuniszt 24
You should have received $8.81 at least then, assuming it was split perfectly evenly...
Justin Allan Bannister 9
invest your winnings at mcdonalds
Matt Laraway 4
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
There is no way that 85 people all got a bingo on the same final number. This FML is obviously total bullshit.
Sonotsuave 37
Welp you can buy some chipotle lol