Today, I went to a bingo club with my gran and won the second game and a butthurt old lady accused me of cheating. I ended up being taken aside by an apologetic member of staff and asked to leave. I'm still trying to figure out how you can even cheat at bingo. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was visiting my grandmother at her retirement community. Bingo is really popular there and she loves it, so I went thinking it would be a fun activity for us. I won the jackpot and my car got keyed by a group of angry old people. FML
Today, I was playing at a bingo hall, when I got a bingo for $50. I got so excited that I accidentally yelled, "Holy fuck!" They kicked me out. I didn't get the money. FML
Today, I attended my first game night with my girlfriend’s family. They play for cash and deal cards like trained magicians. By the end I was up by £400 and they were all mad at me. I seriously think they were so busy cheating each other that I won by default. FML
Today, I finally won at bingo after playing every Thursday night for months. It was a $750 bingo. I split with 85 other winners. My share was $8. FML
Today, my grandma said, "I know you don't have any plans tonight. Do you want to go to bingo with me?" I said sure out of pity, and ended up being her designated driver after she got wasted later in the evening. FML
Today, I was playing Draw Something with my girlfriend, when I decided to start a game with some other people. She immediately accused me of "cheating" on her, and still refuses to talk to me. FML
Today, we had bingo. Three rounds into it a group behind me started to yell, "BINGO, BINGO!" I looked around and saw no one was coming to verify that they had a bingo, so I turned around and said "Stand up." The girl was a dwarf, and she was standing up. FML
Today, my social anxiety hit a new low. I was playing bingo and, although I won, I didn't shout "bingo" because I thought too many people would look at me. FML
Today, my grandmother's excuse for not going to my college graduation was because she'd already bought her bingo card. FML
Today, I decided to be nice and pay a visit to my grandma. We ended up playing Scrabble. In between passing wind that smelled like rotting eggs, she kept playing the filthiest words she could, and yelled at me whenever I checked to see if they were in the Scrabble dictionary. FML
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Top comments
cdgrayson 21
Maybe you should have researched bingo B4 playing.
emeraldisle 30
Some old people take bingo way too seriously.
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Dick_diamond 22
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Two things you never **** with; old people's bingo and condoms...
SixthSinEnvy 39
Please always **** with a condom.
bella_nana347 23
DON'T BE SILLY, WRAP YOUR WILLY
Dale_shackleford 13
I was always told that the safest way to **** was with a condom.
mr_sarcastic416 29
wrap your tool to catch the drool
mr_sarcastic416 29
cover your vein then drive her insane
cdgrayson 21
Maybe you should have researched bingo B4 playing.
zeffra13 31
Why? The person calling the numbers doublechecks your card before they announce you won, so you can't cheat without bribery. People being sore losers comes with any game.
rivaraven 35
That was an um... pun. Lighten up!
bella_nana347 23
#10, thanks for clearing that up. I2 was confused by the comment.
Liamj774 36
Maybe she heard some A4 mentioned tiles
emeraldisle 30
Some old people take bingo way too seriously.
91hayek 31
This. Also Bridge and Mahjong. At our local library they have games on Thursday and unless you want a dozen senior citizens yelling at you, stick to the other side of the library and don't even look their way.
nikkipettyfer 24
That's a hilarious story to tell
hardcorefan16 22
Because your taking all the fun out of it, she wants to win.
ItzMarsh 17
Old people can be a bit over-reactive. At least they kindly asked you to leave instead of getting kicked out.
jacky051 12
That's a generalization if I've ever heard one
MagnusDeus 24
You've obviously never heard one then. Keyword: "can"
nash1991 20
Senile old ladies eh, they're all the rage
Soninuva 41
More like they're all rage.
TheNewGuy03 29
They should realize that things sometimes don't line up for a number of reasons...
Emmy0806 6
Butthurt?
tarlax 11
Bingo? Sorry, thought we were just repeating random words of the FML for a sec.
SilentSin 23
I got dragged along to bingo once and I got kicked out because I wasn't playing
rachelthelime_fml 29
One time, I sat in a bingo hall to use the WiFi and someone pulled the fire alarm ._. Guess someone was a very sore loser