Today, I had a talk with my daughter about how I hope her first boyfriend is a special one because 'spending the night' with a boy is a big deal. She replied with a giggle, "Mom, I lost my virginity in a parking lot three years ago!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I sat down with my daughter to have the sex talk, because she recently started seeing a guy. I mentioned at one point how disappointed I would be if she got pregnant. She went wide-eyed and asked, "Didn't mom tell you?" FML
Today, my teenage daughter asked me how old I was when I lost my virginity. I sarcastically replied that I'm still a virgin. She looked at me blankly and said, "Jeez, no wonder you're so uptight. You need to get laid, mom." FML
Today, I met my new girlfriend's teenage son for the first time. His first words were, "So you're the guy who has been banging my mom." The rest of the evening he kept asking what we have done and if his mom was good at it. She thought it was awfully funny to hear me tell her son how she was in bed. FML
Today, while talking to one of my parents' friends, we discovered that the house he grew up in is the same house my boyfriend now lives in. When he recalled that he lost his first tooth there, the only response I could come up with was, "Oh my gosh, I lost my virginity there!" FML
Today, I went to the park and sat down on a bench to enjoy my coffee. I heard a few young girls behind me talking about how their first experience of sex was. I turned around to see how old these girls really were. One of them was my daughter. FML
Today, I tried to explain to my daughter why she couldn’t have a sleepover with her boyfriend yet. She said, "If you're so worried about me having sex, then you failed as a father because I've already banged four guys." FML
Today, my dad told me he had been seeing someone for a while and has decided to marry her. When I met her, her son looked familiar. I lost my virginity to him. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. It turns out that one day, long before I met my girlfriend, I had a one-night stand with her mother. FML
Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year-old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML
Today, I was hooking up with my girlfriend when her dad knocked on the clear door that leads to the room. About 5 minutes later both of her parents came in to give us the "talk" which included the first time her parents did it. In detail. FML
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drayloon 50
Judging by your name OP, I assume this is a family tradition?
tacopandaroo 12
This is why it's important to start talking to your children early.
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Comments (87)
buymevickis92 26
in a parking lot though? I would've just got up and left.
burnthistown 20
That's why you talk to your kids early
chef4money 12
I want to know how old your daughter is. You are talking about first boyfriends and spending the night, those 2 things are not usually in the same conversation. Unless you were talking about sex and said spending the night instead. I had the talk with my daughter when she was 12 and certainly never mentioned spending the night with a boyfriend but did talk about safe sex when she was older and more responsible. Best of luck op, hopefully you two will be more open from now on.
amanda182 19
Teenagers do not care about that stuff anymore, they're losing their virginity as young as 11 nowadays lol.
jeepers_1 21
It's not really a new thing. We just hear about it more because of social media. I'm pretty sure that's been said for a very long time.
HeWillBeLoved105 22
Age would be helpful.
LyricaSilvan 30
In a parking lot.... Yeah, that's a real classy girl you've got there.
ebay78 12
lol for all we know, the daughter could be an adult already and just hasn't had a "first boyfriend" and the mom waited a long time to have this talk. Unkikely? Yes. But still a possibility.
IWishIWasObama 12
floozy of a daughter there
SydLovesLacey 18
At least she hasn't gotten pregnant yet.
danm19 15
That we know of......
amber3120 15
*bitch slap activated*