sisterly love
Santa Clara, United States
Betrayal
Today, my sister admitted to selling pages of my diary to my old boyfriends. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
beablue18
Germany
Today, my sister confessed to me that she sold some of my old shirts to the girl who's stalking me. This explains why I got a note that read, "I have your scent, now I can track you." FML
familyofpsychos
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Elkhorn, United States
Stiched up
Today, I found a notebook my 12-year-old sister had been doodling in. Turns out the "doodles" were poems full of obscenities and descriptions of how she wanted to hurt herself. When I showed it to my mom, she accused me of writing the notebook myself to frame my sister. FML
Tinkerer
United States
Today, my stepbrother found my diary and read it. He then told my boyfriend how I had a crush on another guy, and no longer liked him, causing my boyfriend to break up with me. That diary was from the third grade. FML
idefka
Today, I found myself lying to my diary. FML
ugh
Canada
Today, my dad found and read my diary. Most of the entries were about how my father didn't respect my privacy. Then he phoned my aunt and read her passages from it. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I checked my sister's diary, because I was worried about her recent angry and withdrawn behavior. She caught me in the act, and my mom, whom I've caught blatantly snooping through my stuff multiple times now, grounded me for my "disgusting" violation of my sister's privacy. FML
poorbeauty
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Toronto, Canada
Snoopy
Today, my sister found and read my journal. My first entry talked about how I shaved my ass for the first time. FML
Natalie
Canada
Today, I discovered that my sister coloured in the pages of my college text books with Sharpie as "revenge." FML
qwerty
Today, I found out my little sister took a picture of me taking a shit and showed it to her friends. FML
What have I done?
Amsterdam, Netherlands
As it should
Today, I was so envious of my thin, pretty, genetically perfect sister getting a date that I lied to my mom, saying she was a prostitute. I made a fake escort page and used her pics. My mom lost her shit and kicked my sister out, but now the guilt is eating me up. FML
Top comments
BeccaHugs 17
A smart little entrepreneur your sister is. If she ever starts a business, I would invest.
Ambient25 25
This is the part where you put Nair in her shampoo
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DenBriZel 31
I'd be introducing her face to a metal chair.. But that's just me! FYL OP that's seriously sucks. Buy them back??
edris_305 21
What would be the reason to buy them back they already know whats written on it
babyshanice 12
I think I second that! Face to a metal chair sounds good to me!
thatnucca 36
Why all this violence? Can we all just make up some juicy diary entries and sell them to creepy exes instead... Lol
worldclassrager 41
That's one way to make money... Looks like you'll have to hide your diary for now on or make it less personal...
Powerfull_fml 8
What did you write in it that they would actually pay her to know? And you mention boyfriendS, as in plural, meaning more then one person? In any case though, your sister has a future in sales...
corocoro 30
Future MBA spoted.
tannara 12
Why didn't I think of that...
Bagman2014 8
What a little bitch.
thomcmoore 23
Demand royalties.
BlancSlate 10
I am more interested in why your little sister is in contact with your ex's? Emphasis on the plural...
BlancSlate 10
plural as in: more than one. Relating to: former boyfriendS...
iluvpeanutbutter 22
That kid is a genius! Way to boost that savings account, kiddo!
TheModernPatriot 14
And that's why diaries are a bad idea