sisterly love
Santa Clara, United States
Betrayal
Today, my sister admitted to selling pages of my diary to my old boyfriends. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
beablue18
Germany
Today, my sister confessed to me that she sold some of my old shirts to the girl who's stalking me. This explains why I got a note that read, "I have your scent, now I can track you." FML
familyofpsychos
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Elkhorn, United States
Stiched up
Today, I found a notebook my 12-year-old sister had been doodling in. Turns out the "doodles" were poems full of obscenities and descriptions of how she wanted to hurt herself. When I showed it to my mom, she accused me of writing the notebook myself to frame my sister. FML
Tinkerer
United States
Today, my stepbrother found my diary and read it. He then told my boyfriend how I had a crush on another guy, and no longer liked him, causing my boyfriend to break up with me. That diary was from the third grade. FML
idefka
Today, I found myself lying to my diary. FML
ugh
Canada
Today, my dad found and read my diary. Most of the entries were about how my father didn't respect my privacy. Then he phoned my aunt and read her passages from it. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I checked my sister's diary, because I was worried about her recent angry and withdrawn behavior. She caught me in the act, and my mom, whom I've caught blatantly snooping through my stuff multiple times now, grounded me for my "disgusting" violation of my sister's privacy. FML
poorbeauty
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Toronto, Canada
Snoopy
Today, my sister found and read my journal. My first entry talked about how I shaved my ass for the first time. FML
Natalie
Canada
Today, I discovered that my sister coloured in the pages of my college text books with Sharpie as "revenge." FML
qwerty
Today, I found out my little sister took a picture of me taking a shit and showed it to her friends. FML
What have I done?
Amsterdam, Netherlands
As it should
Today, I was so envious of my thin, pretty, genetically perfect sister getting a date that I lied to my mom, saying she was a prostitute. I made a fake escort page and used her pics. My mom lost her shit and kicked my sister out, but now the guilt is eating me up. FML
Top comments
BeccaHugs 17
A smart little entrepreneur your sister is. If she ever starts a business, I would invest.
Ambient25 25
This is the part where you put Nair in her shampoo
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pinguino3669_fml 23
That's why I hide my diary well haha. My brothers would totally do the same thing.
kogeld 9
Hahahaha your sister sounds awesome!
yeongji 31
Not sure if this is going to help, but I guess that means your past boyfriends cared?
doihaveto 6
That's sisterly love alright
IsRaeliPrinCess 8
What are your old boyfriends care about what you write??? O__O
PhishloverA 14
Did you get some of the profit?
cho_bee 9
Does she have an ebay account?
GetSomeM0 24
you should round house kick her right in the face.
ricknielsen6 5
Never put anything in writing.
X8_SUPERIOR_8X 6
Maybe you shouldn't write your secrets in a book where they can be discovered. The fact that anyone would use diary for that is completely stupid. Just keep your secrets in your head.
NamelessFace 22
Writing down your feelings is a good form of therapy and a nice way to vent. Just because it doesn't work for you doesn't mean it doesn't work for anybody.