Today, my boss told me that I'd confessed my love to him last night when he'd held my hair back as I puked. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boss held my hair while I threw up. It's day two on the job. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. About 2 hours later, he got to hold my hair while I puked, also for the first time. FML
Today, I woke up in my boss’s sofa. I was covered in vomit, my head was hurting too much, and the only thing I could remember from the party the day before was that I was holding hands with my boss. I thought the story ended there but turns out I bit him on the neck, not once, not twice, but thrice. FML
Today, my boss was skeptical when I told her I had a terrible migraine and needed to go home for the day early. I removed all her doubts by puking over her. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I like, who also happens to be my coworker. She told my boss, and they're laughing about it as I type this. FML
Today, my boyfriend was holding my hair back while I threw up. The smell then reached him and caused him to throw up in my hair. FML
Today, I finally kissed the guy I really love at a party. He took me outside and immediately vomited. FML
Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML
Today, I called my boss and said, "I have been awake since 3 a.m. throwing up." He replied, "Great, see you at 9." and hung up. FML
Today, a guy drunkenly professed his love for me. He did this after walking in on me peeing, which he decided was the time to tell me such a thing. FML
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gmor 0
ooo dear
zombehunter 2
I guess he can only get a girl to love him when they are drunk. oh he forgot to mention that you guys got it on as well :)
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Comments (64)
mshizzle 0
weirdddddd....
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Business buzzed: Learn it, then live it.
Seelu 0
Hope you know that when you're drunk you're more prone to tell the truth then to lie! Good luck.
nan_m7 1
well?? is it true? do u like him or what?
persimmon 0
NEVER get drunk with someone you have big secrets from!!! this especially applies to coworkers: flat out never get drunk with them if you're hiding anything ..
underyourbreath 8
HAHA!! This is crazy on so many levels. a) You got blackout in from of your boss. b) You didn't get fired for it. c) Your boss would hold your hair back while you prayed to the porcelain gods. d) You didn't get fired for it. e) You drunkenly professed your love for him - true or not - which takes awkwardly crossing the professional line to the next level. f) You didn't get fired for it! Wonderful story, you have a very understanding and friendly boss.
MagicGiraffe 12
Ya I want to find out what's next too! this is like a soap opera, Maybe OP's boss held OPs evil twins hair yet OP loves her boss but she is pregnant with the bosses brothers triplets : O
a_girl_i_know 0
awkward...
driftability 0
He was just there to stare at your bum.
elmorous 0
aawwwaahhhhhawloh ... I've loved you ... huhhhawwaaaawhhhhhhlahhhlol ... forever ... gwahhhlahhhowfl absolutely romantic. if he's holding your hair, he definitely has feelings for you.