Today, my boss told me that I'd confessed my love to him last night when he'd held my hair back as I puked. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boss held my hair while I threw up. It's day two on the job. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. About 2 hours later, he got to hold my hair while I puked, also for the first time. FML
Today, I woke up in my boss’s sofa. I was covered in vomit, my head was hurting too much, and the only thing I could remember from the party the day before was that I was holding hands with my boss. I thought the story ended there but turns out I bit him on the neck, not once, not twice, but thrice. FML
Today, my boss was skeptical when I told her I had a terrible migraine and needed to go home for the day early. I removed all her doubts by puking over her. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I like, who also happens to be my coworker. She told my boss, and they're laughing about it as I type this. FML
Today, my boyfriend was holding my hair back while I threw up. The smell then reached him and caused him to throw up in my hair. FML
Today, I finally kissed the guy I really love at a party. He took me outside and immediately vomited. FML
Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML
Today, I called my boss and said, "I have been awake since 3 a.m. throwing up." He replied, "Great, see you at 9." and hung up. FML
Today, a guy drunkenly professed his love for me. He did this after walking in on me peeing, which he decided was the time to tell me such a thing. FML
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Top comments
gmor 0
ooo dear
zombehunter 2
I guess he can only get a girl to love him when they are drunk. oh he forgot to mention that you guys got it on as well :)
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Comments (64)
Coriluvstosmile 0
FYL, he probably doesn't know you were just a drunken mess.
t1nus 0
meh, no big deal :)
mauradib 0
your boss likes you. otherwise he wouldn't have brought it up. good rule to follow, keep your business life and personal life separate.
allanjtwright 0
does he work fi
jocelyng_fml 0
:/ ops should really post on here and tell us
Dismissal 4
Hey, he didn't HAVE to tell you. MAKE YOUR MOVE.
Helena_18 0
ohohohooooouuuuu ...
yay_knee 3
Wait.... WTF were you doing alone, puking in the bathroom ( you were in the bathroom, right?) with your male boss? YDI for being in that situation in the first place.
lalalalala2010 3
Deny deny deny - unless u want something to happen btw u two... in that case,YDI (but not in a bad way.... if u r into him and is willing to take risk on this guy... why not?)
We_Tod_Ed 0
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