Today, my boss told me that I'd confessed my love to him last night when he'd held my hair back as I puked. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boss held my hair while I threw up. It's day two on the job. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. About 2 hours later, he got to hold my hair while I puked, also for the first time. FML
Today, I woke up in my boss’s sofa. I was covered in vomit, my head was hurting too much, and the only thing I could remember from the party the day before was that I was holding hands with my boss. I thought the story ended there but turns out I bit him on the neck, not once, not twice, but thrice. FML
Today, my boss was skeptical when I told her I had a terrible migraine and needed to go home for the day early. I removed all her doubts by puking over her. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I like, who also happens to be my coworker. She told my boss, and they're laughing about it as I type this. FML
Today, my boyfriend was holding my hair back while I threw up. The smell then reached him and caused him to throw up in my hair. FML
Today, I finally kissed the guy I really love at a party. He took me outside and immediately vomited. FML
Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML
Today, I called my boss and said, "I have been awake since 3 a.m. throwing up." He replied, "Great, see you at 9." and hung up. FML
Today, a guy drunkenly professed his love for me. He did this after walking in on me peeing, which he decided was the time to tell me such a thing. FML
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Top comments
gmor 0
ooo dear
zombehunter 2
I guess he can only get a girl to love him when they are drunk. oh he forgot to mention that you guys got it on as well :)
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Comments (64)
sanjoooo 0
why was he holding your hair?
mintcar 10
Because she was vomiting. It's stated in the FML.
TheDrifter 24
I'd imagine so she didn't vomit on it...
CitizenSnipz 0
14s pic is win
nkt_19 0
wow. you don't want to puke in your hair dumbass.
ChesCanadaEh 0
72 I believe you puke on your hair, not in.
bieberbabe361 0
so she won't get puke on her hair!!! somebody watches way to much spongebob!!! xD
Snowlight_fml 7
If it goes through the layers, then it's 'in' your hair :|
zombehunter 2
I guess he can only get a girl to love him when they are drunk. oh he forgot to mention that you guys got it on as well :)
divali 5
It shouldn't be so bad if he was holding your hair back while you were puking.
FYLDeep 26
I'm guessing you were drunk? Drunk = YDI.
TK1279 2
RIGHT ON! well it's pretty fun though...
perdix 31
Is his name Ralph?
Altoreto 0
he didn't tell you that he was buttfucking you when you were puking?
machiko_fml 0
Atleast he isnt avoiding you.
renvy 0
Oh lord..
Lopop72 0
Nasty ass shut right thurr
MAGNAVOX 0
I guess vomit wasn't the only thing you let out.