Today, my boss told me that I'd confessed my love to him last night when he'd held my hair back as I puked. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boss held my hair while I threw up. It's day two on the job. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. About 2 hours later, he got to hold my hair while I puked, also for the first time. FML
Today, I woke up in my boss’s sofa. I was covered in vomit, my head was hurting too much, and the only thing I could remember from the party the day before was that I was holding hands with my boss. I thought the story ended there but turns out I bit him on the neck, not once, not twice, but thrice. FML
Today, my boss was skeptical when I told her I had a terrible migraine and needed to go home for the day early. I removed all her doubts by puking over her. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I like, who also happens to be my coworker. She told my boss, and they're laughing about it as I type this. FML
Today, my boyfriend was holding my hair back while I threw up. The smell then reached him and caused him to throw up in my hair. FML
Today, I finally kissed the guy I really love at a party. He took me outside and immediately vomited. FML
Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML
Today, I called my boss and said, "I have been awake since 3 a.m. throwing up." He replied, "Great, see you at 9." and hung up. FML
Today, a guy drunkenly professed his love for me. He did this after walking in on me peeing, which he decided was the time to tell me such a thing. FML
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gmor 0
ooo dear
zombehunter 2
I guess he can only get a girl to love him when they are drunk. oh he forgot to mention that you guys got it on as well :)
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Comments (64)
zemo999 0
Hottie next door said the same thing to me, it's just the booze...(Which is too bad, cause she is SMOKING hot!!)
longtimesunshine 4
lolz.
underpaid011 0
that's so cute. he held your hair back as you puked. I would do the same for my girl, but she does not drink. go for it!!
hashmita 0
Well, you can still do it whenever she's sick.
underpaid011 0
excellent point! something else to look forward to :)
Helena_18 0
have u considered the fact that he might be lying.....but if u really like him....go 4 it girl
missory_missouri 0
I bet he's hott! Is he hott?
CitizenSnipz 0
hot*
missory_missouri 0
No, 'hot' refers to temperature. I'm referring to looks. 'Hott' refers to looks. You're welcome :)
bluegoldfish 7
mmm not really
RedPillSucks 33
Could be worse. He could have said that he was your future babys' daddy. YDI for being too drunk to remember what happened.
littlemissdqgirl 8
lol^ yiks!
Xavi89 0
what the ****!!!!
lgriffin86 0
that blows!
AssDan 0
Did you make him a sammich?
skyeyez9 25
I think your boss likes you. He held your hair for you while you barfed in a toilet. He stayed close despite you being all shitfaced and pukey. That's love right there!
Killthemman 0
who said anything about a toilet?
bluegoldfish 7
it was kind of implied in the fml that since she was going to tge trouble of not getting puke in her hair she was probably vomiting into something rather than just on the floor which would make a mess, but i spose it could have been in a bin or a sink or on some pavement/grass...
louie111887 0
ydi for getting so drunk that you spill your feelings. You'll probably get fired now.