Today, my boyfriend gave me a bucket of Twizzlers for our one year anniversary because "He knew I liked them." He has no idea why I am so upset. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Today, I was spending time with my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. Trying to be romantic, I told him that I loved him and I was so glad I was with him. He responded by giving me a thumbs-up and turning back to the TV. FML
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giganticbrain 0
******* take them and be happy, asshole.
3P0N1N3 0
Why ARE you upset? He didn't forget. He even remembered an insignificant detail about you. Most people would find that cute.
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Comments (528)
DeathSticks 0
Unless you dislike Twizzlers, stop being a bitch. =|
campex 0
if my woman were anything like you, I'd dump her arse in a moment, and take back my twizzlers.
Rota 0
You're a bitch.
KatieGoesRawrr 0
What are twizlers?.. sorry. Aussie moment.
JRSpaniel 0
Red licorice ropes. Delicious.
abrasive_punk 0
Redvines are just a nasty twizzler imitator. =P
FerrariCake 2
He should dump you. Then you could be really upset by yourself and he could find someone who likes Twizzlers so much that she'd be happy when she got a whole bucket of them. What makes you think you're so special that he needs to put up with your crap?
ishirticapslock 0
I'm pretty much just reiterating what everyone else has already said, but it sounds like he was just trying to be cute and nice by remembering a small detail about you. If you don't like Twizzlers, I'm sorry, but you shouldn't be that mad about it.
brianrubin 0
OP, I honestly have no idea why you're so upset either. It's a very sweet gesture on his part to notice a detail like that and remember it. A lot of guys wouldn't.
txgirl09 5
what happened to the thought counting? i hope he leaves her because there is no earthly reason why a perfectly good man should be wasting his time on an ungrateful wench.
polico_wolf 0
are you blond?
captn_fml 0
Blonde.*
captn_fml 0
Blonde.*
sayheyyybabe 0
A whole bucket of Twizzlers? That's awesome! You should be grateful. I'm pregnant and my boyfriend is cheating on me...and you got a bucket of twizzlers! Hell yes, your life rocks. And by the way, at least he didn't forget your anniversary.
n0ted 0
oh gosh, you should dump him. you wouldn;t want to spend your life with someone like that.