Today, my boyfriend gave me a bucket of Twizzlers for our one year anniversary because "He knew I liked them." He has no idea why I am so upset. FML
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giganticbrain 0
******* take them and be happy, asshole.
3P0N1N3 0
Why ARE you upset? He didn't forget. He even remembered an insignificant detail about you. Most people would find that cute.
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SeximusPrime 0
Well then stop being a stupid bitch and talk to him instead of expecting him to read your mind. Idiot.
anjyu22 0
I understand why you're upset, but it's such a little thing and you gotta admit going so far as to post about it on the internet makes you sound like a whiny bitch. Is there more going on in your relationship than you're willing to admit? Think about it.
SarcasticAvenger 9
Hey, Paris Hilton, pull your head out of your rear end, and appreciate the fact he at least remembered it. How material can you be?! Get a life! YDI x 1000!
LoadedDice 0
A whole bucket? You've got a keeper. ^^
MusikBabie 0
I'm a girl, and I have NO IDEA why you're upset. That is a kinda and more importantly THOUGHTFUL gift. Maybe you're not happy he got you twizzlers, but aren't you happy he even listens to you?
capthavoc123 0
It's painfully obvious that you're only with your boyfriend to get free jewelry out of him.
Silentknight 0
that's sweet though. he got you a personal gift for your one year dating anniversary. I mean, I can understand if it was your birthday, valentines day, or an actual wedding anniversary, but c'mon, a dating anniversary? I guess I don't understand why you're upset either... >.> oh, you wanted diamonds? a car? sounds like you're in this relationship for all the right reasons :]
iliketoreadfmls 0
Since the 'knew I liked them' is in the single quotes like that, my guess is that the OP was saying that he got them for her randomly and didn't remember the anniversary. I'm not saying she should be so upset, but maybe that was the point she was conveying. Just a guess though, since it's a very vague FML.
Icy_fml 0
bitch...
Silentknight 0
Today, is my one-year anniversary with a girl I like. I wanted to get something cute and personal, so I got her a tub of twizzlers, since she mentioned once that she really likes them, and like a good boyfriend, I listened. she threw the bucket at me and screamed about how she wanted diamonds, and that one-year dating aniversaries are sacred tradition that date back to biblical times. I don't understand why she's so upset. probably PMS.
Blacksnake_fml 0
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