Today, my boyfriend gave me a bucket of Twizzlers for our one year anniversary because "He knew I liked them." He has no idea why I am so upset. FML
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Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be romantic to take me to a strip club for our 1-year anniversary. FML
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Today, it's my 8 year anniversary. My boyfriend's "romantic" gesture for the occasion was to toss a few McDonald's coupons at me and tell me to get whatever I wanted. FML
Today, on the way out to buy groceries, my boyfriend asked if I'd like him to buy some of my favourite flowers. Happy with his rare show of affection, I said yes. When he returned, he gave me a bag of our usual brand of flour and laughed hysterically in my face. FML
Today, I woke up and my husband said he got me a gift for our one year anniversary and that it was on the table. We laid around cuddling and when I finally got up I was expecting to walk out to beautiful bouquet of flowers. I got two packs of cigarettes. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a fancy chocolate candy and I got angry at him for forgetting that I'm allergic to chocolate and threw the candy into the garbage disposal. Turns out, he had spent a ton of money getting a chocolatier to put an engagement ring inside the candy that I just destroyed. FML
Today, it was our 12th anniversary. My husband only remembered because family members texted to wish us a happy anniversary. When he went out to the store to get groceries, he didn't even buy me flowers. He's also irritated that I "seem sad or something." FML
Today, I surprised my girlfriend with flowers and dinner reservations for our one-year anniversary. She looked confused and said, “Wait, we’re counting from the first time we hung out?” It turns out she thought we were still “just talking.” She also has a boyfriend. It’s not me. FML
Today, my husband bought me a present for our three year anniversary. It was a pack of 20 cigarettes. I don't smoke. He does. FML
Today, I was spending time with my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. Trying to be romantic, I told him that I loved him and I was so glad I was with him. He responded by giving me a thumbs-up and turning back to the TV. FML
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giganticbrain 0
******* take them and be happy, asshole.
3P0N1N3 0
Why ARE you upset? He didn't forget. He even remembered an insignificant detail about you. Most people would find that cute.
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Comments (528)
strawberry_78 0
Wow, shallow much??? At least his gift was thoughtful, something he knew you liked, and there was a gift, period. You are ungrateful. He'd be wise to dump you.
amberita28 0
you probably won't make it to two years dumb *****
100lol 0
Is your boyfriend suppose to know every reason, ever time, you're upset? Then send you a car with it?
spilltheguts 0
Honestly, you're a bitch. be happy that he knows you and didn't just give you some random non-personal bullshit.
tigerrr 0
oooops wrong your. my bad :)
100lol 0
...Wrong comment replied? Also, to my other comment, I meant everytime, not ever time. >_>
hossgray 0
You Need to shut up and get over yourself that sounds like a thoughtful gift. atleast he remembered your anniversary, plus its not like you married or anything!
neptuneflytrap 0
Grow up. If you were expecting the 1year to be a big deal but didn't tell him, there's no way he can read your mind. He probably thought it would be sweet to surprise you with one of your favorite candies, but instead you threw a little whiny fit because he didn't get you jewelry or some other cliche present. Price doesn't equal value. At least he thinks outside the box and puts thought into getting something specific for you!
EmmaElaine 0
MY boyfriend didn't give me anything for our 1 year anniversary and I didn't expect him to. You should just be happy with him, not the stuff that he can get you. /shallow much?
FerrariCake 2
Emma, you're so shockingly gorgeous that your boyfriend is probably still stunned that you're his girlfriend. So you have to cut him some slack if it seems he's not thinking straight sometimes.
icansayanything_fml 0
love connection?
GR3453m0nk3y 4
she's upset because all she got was a bucket of twizzlers which isnt good enough for her ok what the ****.....???? this was supposed to be a response to #10...........
lostfaithinpppl 19
OP, are you one of those ungrateful people who only like the presents they expect? Relax and enjoy your Twizzlers. YDI for not having a sense of humor and being so demanding about the kind of present people should give you.
peaceout314 0
I would have loved this, and I don't even like Twizzlers. It's cute.
ilovesugarbelle 0
probably because you live in new jersey.
aceofhearts9 0
agreed