Today, my boyfriend gave me a bucket of Twizzlers for our one year anniversary because "He knew I liked them." He has no idea why I am so upset. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be romantic to take me to a strip club for our 1-year anniversary. FML
Today, my boyfriend brought me home flowers and candy for the first time in our one-year relationship. Thinking he was going to finally propose, I got excited. I asked why he was being so sweet, and he responded with, "I thought you'd take the breakup better this way." FML
Today, it's my 8 year anniversary. My boyfriend's "romantic" gesture for the occasion was to toss a few McDonald's coupons at me and tell me to get whatever I wanted. FML
Today, on the way out to buy groceries, my boyfriend asked if I'd like him to buy some of my favourite flowers. Happy with his rare show of affection, I said yes. When he returned, he gave me a bag of our usual brand of flour and laughed hysterically in my face. FML
Today, I woke up and my husband said he got me a gift for our one year anniversary and that it was on the table. We laid around cuddling and when I finally got up I was expecting to walk out to beautiful bouquet of flowers. I got two packs of cigarettes. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a fancy chocolate candy and I got angry at him for forgetting that I'm allergic to chocolate and threw the candy into the garbage disposal. Turns out, he had spent a ton of money getting a chocolatier to put an engagement ring inside the candy that I just destroyed. FML
Today, it was our 12th anniversary. My husband only remembered because family members texted to wish us a happy anniversary. When he went out to the store to get groceries, he didn't even buy me flowers. He's also irritated that I "seem sad or something." FML
Today, I surprised my girlfriend with flowers and dinner reservations for our one-year anniversary. She looked confused and said, “Wait, we’re counting from the first time we hung out?” It turns out she thought we were still “just talking.” She also has a boyfriend. It’s not me. FML
Today, my husband bought me a present for our three year anniversary. It was a pack of 20 cigarettes. I don't smoke. He does. FML
Today, I was spending time with my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. Trying to be romantic, I told him that I loved him and I was so glad I was with him. He responded by giving me a thumbs-up and turning back to the TV. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
giganticbrain 0
******* take them and be happy, asshole.
3P0N1N3 0
Why ARE you upset? He didn't forget. He even remembered an insignificant detail about you. Most people would find that cute.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (528)
fireproof_fml 0
Wait!... what are you mad about?
kaitRAGE 0
I have no idea, either. Wtf.
Nakedsquirrel 5
He's your boyfriend, and you've been together for only a year. What the **** did you expect, diamond jewelry?
Moemoemoe_fml 0
Probably a special date or something romantic, and not some stupid kiddie thing like candy. I don't understand how come so many of the morons commenting are all "durrr, she wants jewelry" when she NEVER stated so. Kids really.
Nakedsquirrel 5
She never stated a lot of things. If you're going to piss about people being presumptuous, don't do it yourself, kiddo.
skarletstarlet 0
Ummm hello? Look around you, people are hard for money everywhere. Wow. I cannot believe how ungrateful you are. My boyfriend and I just celebrated our 3 years together and went to the movies on cheap night because it is all we can afford as struggling university students with a baby on the way. I didnt even think twice about it either. Be thankful that you have someone to love and who loves you enough to remember this day and put forward a sweet gesture.
saviisneat 0
If you are struggling university students, there shouldn't even BE a baby on the way.
antiprettysin 0
i'm sorry, I didn't realize all babies are always strategically planned.
dan_tichrist 0
If you don't use condoms, or any other birth control methods, then it means you're trying to have a baby... Unless you live in the middle of the gobi desert, it's easy to avoid pregnancy...
igroomdogs 0
birth control can and does fail all the time, even using two methods isn't foolproof. Give people the benefit of the doubt before you judge them.
dan_tichrist 0
maybe the way i worded it made it sound it like that - my bad... but i wasn't being judgemental at all. was just stating that it is a very rare occasion that people who use birth control end up having babies. if they decided to keep it, it's definitely fine by me :)
settingjunefree 0
thank you!!
Aciliveth 5
This guy's a catch. He remembered a small detail about you, and got you a giant bucket of bloody twizzlers! Take them! And why ARE you upset anyway? He didn't get you some trinket that's just gonna break, get lost, or collect dust and be there to remind you of you two if you break up? This is a great present, it shows how wonderful and intuitive your boyfriend is. You're a bitch.
premiermois 5
This. This this this this this. OP, shut up, be grateful, not a bitching *****. Did YOU get him anything?
Flutist 3
Maybe she is trying to lose weight? That is the only reason I can think of. But still, I would be stoked if my boyfriend did something like this. A bucket of something tasty! And you can use the bucket later to make sand castles. Win. WIn.
Zerstoren00 0
I'm pretty sure Twizzlers are fat free anyway.
darkheadlights 4
I have no idea why you're upset, either.
meghaniguess 0
me neither...
mjtk113 0
I'm assuming the op is mad because they don't actually like twizzlers, and the boyfriend mixed up girls, OR she just wants jewelery
LMAO58 0
Your lucky to have a boyfriend, some people dont
FerrariCake 2
I don't. I've never had a boyfriend. Probably never will.
GR3453m0nk3y 4
how optimistic of you..... although ill never have one either probably cuz im a straight guy so the chances are pretty slim... lol
ArielTheMermaid 17
M0nk3y I think you're cute! I'd date you if I was ya know 17....lol
Dashuhn 1
Heres what i read when i read this FML: "waaah, waaah, i cry about the littlest details and dont care that my boyfriend thought of something i liked and gave it to me. Waaah." Get over yourself OP. Your life, is indeed, average.
Nakedsquirrel 5
Considering this is on FML, I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess that you already called all of your friends and told them about it, also. If you were anywhere other than your house, you stormed out, did you not?
PandaPandaPandaX 0
Well in that case it sounds like he's cheating on her too :P