Today, I watched my boyfriend's band play a gig. I also found out he pulls the same faces playing the bass as he does when we have sex. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to see my new boyfriend play in a band. I found out that groupies don't like even bass players having girlfriends. I was attacked by one because he smiled at me from the stage. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had band practice for our duo. I've been playing cello for almost a year and wanted to incorporate it. He picked it up for pretty much the first time and sounded surprisingly good. I was excited until I realized he sounded better than me. FML
Today, I discovered my boyfriend listens way better in his sleep than he does when he's awake. FML
Today, while getting intimate with my boyfriend, I thought he went to change the music on his phone. He'd actually stopped mid-action just to check sports scores. FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend masturbate next to me and then relieves himself on my bed sheets. FML
Today, I had to explain to my father why most of the bar was giving him dirty looks at a concert. His air guitar motions made it look like he was jacking off under the table. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I slightly opened my eyes during it and saw him with his eyes wide open, watching TV. FML
Today, my boyfriend was tapping on my thigh to the beat of the music when we were driving to dinner. When I asked him what he was doing he replied, "Just watching the ripples." FML
Today, I was introduced to a YouTube musician called S3RL. I was listening to a playlist of his music all day. Then of course when I went to pick up my girlfriend, some song came on that was just exaggerated sex moans pitched into music. She stared at me then burst out laughing and called me a pervert. FML
Today, I walked in on my fiancé while he was masturbating to the Spice Girls movie. FML
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greenltrn2003 0
at least we kno theres 2things that give him an orgasam (possibly) next time he walks in the room you should be naked, slappin da bass...see what face he makes then
geppy 0
Why is this a FML? It just means he *really* enjoys playing the bass guitar. Or that you fail at sex, in which case YDI.
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Comments (108)
movies12 0
next time when he walks in stand there naked with his bass on you. Did it with my boyfriend except with his guitar all I have to say is WOW!! :)
setheroni 4
Hmmm... I'm a singer... So should my girlfriend stand naked with the mic in her ******?!? Lmao
AshleyRose784 0
that's not as weird as you might think, I know a lot of musicians who do that
xSceneSceneBabyx 0
well, the bass is an intense instrument. ahaha
DbeX 0
Does he strum well? o.O
bassguitar19 1
this is why I hate this site. My funny shitty life stories that I submit all the time never get accepted, yet stupid crap that doesn't even suck or isn't funny always make it on the front page. FML has turned to ******* shit. FML.
mekzikinz 0
who moderated this? that person should be slapped with a *****.
kelpie_fml 0
YDI, have you seen how people get into playing bass guitars? the sex must be good!
jackslim 7
what do you do when a bass player knocks on your door? Pay him for the pizza what do you call a bass player who just broke up with their girlfriend? homeless hahahahahahaha
portlandrima 0
You must make deep sounds if he makes faces like that while playing bass...
Megadeth_fml 0
Bass Sucks Its Not Even A Difficult Instrument To Play
thewhorocks 0
Wow, fail. Stupid metal head ANYWAY, It isn't much of a FML. Music is probably important ti him, as is sex, so hes probably just enjoying it. Next time, like someone else said, just lie naked with his bass next to you. I can tell you that would be awesome from being a bassist.....
egga94 0
haha yeah right. yes it is easy to pick up but you would be surprised how difficult to master it is. besides it takes more of an ear for music to play bass than guitar or piano because it's more of an improv. instrument.