Today, I watched my boyfriend's band play a gig. I also found out he pulls the same faces playing the bass as he does when we have sex. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to see my new boyfriend play in a band. I found out that groupies don't like even bass players having girlfriends. I was attacked by one because he smiled at me from the stage. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had band practice for our duo. I've been playing cello for almost a year and wanted to incorporate it. He picked it up for pretty much the first time and sounded surprisingly good. I was excited until I realized he sounded better than me. FML
Today, I discovered my boyfriend listens way better in his sleep than he does when he's awake. FML
Today, while getting intimate with my boyfriend, I thought he went to change the music on his phone. He'd actually stopped mid-action just to check sports scores. FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend masturbate next to me and then relieves himself on my bed sheets. FML
Today, I had to explain to my father why most of the bar was giving him dirty looks at a concert. His air guitar motions made it look like he was jacking off under the table. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I slightly opened my eyes during it and saw him with his eyes wide open, watching TV. FML
Today, my boyfriend was tapping on my thigh to the beat of the music when we were driving to dinner. When I asked him what he was doing he replied, "Just watching the ripples." FML
Today, I was introduced to a YouTube musician called S3RL. I was listening to a playlist of his music all day. Then of course when I went to pick up my girlfriend, some song came on that was just exaggerated sex moans pitched into music. She stared at me then burst out laughing and called me a pervert. FML
Today, I walked in on my fiancé while he was masturbating to the Spice Girls movie. FML
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greenltrn2003 0
at least we kno theres 2things that give him an orgasam (possibly) next time he walks in the room you should be naked, slappin da bass...see what face he makes then
geppy 0
Why is this a FML? It just means he *really* enjoys playing the bass guitar. Or that you fail at sex, in which case YDI.
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Comments (108)
triplethreat13 0
I really don't see what's wrong with that. It probably just shows that playing bass and sex with you are his two favorite things!
FMLreactor 0
So...?
NobodysLover 0
wow dat's messed up, gud luck w/ marrige
GatorBites 0
last
shootingstar8D 0
Ydi for having underage sex
hazelkee 0
were does it say underage?
stupiddumbblonde 0
This isn't a FMl. :/ grr when are peoples lives actually going to suck! come on!
aahas7 0
How is this an FML. Its LAME. Blackberry first! Ha ha
cindy11052 0
lollll! @OP: This is soo funny. :)
1_9_1_7_1_0_2_4 0
I'm a musician. and if you play an instrument. you would know how good it feels. which also explains his faces. lol. #33 = win.
hello_marie 0
it's just his "into it" face. this is not an FML... your life is sooooooooooo not f*cked. you have a boyfriend, he plays in a band, and you have a sex life with him. stop being a drama queen.