Today, I saw an article about how some people think internet access is more important than sex. I asked my boyfriend which he thought was more important. He chose internet access. FML
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Today, I overheard my boyfriend telling his best friend that the only reason he likes to sleep over at my house is for the sex and the fast internet. FML
Today, I learned that my boyfriend waits 'til I am asleep to wack off to porn on the internet. We haven't had sex in months because he doesn't want to. FML
Today, my husband told me that he is done having sex because it eats up his online gaming time. FML
Today, I found a link to a porn website on my boyfriend's computer. A bit jealous, I asked why it was there. He told me that he thought thinking of me might get boring. FML
Today, I watched my boyfriend feed his cat and change his profile on both Myspace and Facebook before saying to me that he was, "too busy to have sex." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd rather jerk off to sexy pictures of me than actually have sex, because he gets too tired. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML
Today, I met a guy online, and I realized the cybersex I had with him was better than the sex I get from my boyfriend. FML
Today, I secretly turned off the internet to see what my kids would do. Barely 10 minutes later, I caught my oldest son masturbating to a photo of my sister in a bikini because, as he put it, "A man has needs and the internet's fucked." FML
Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend. I did my best to get him hard, and as always, I succeeded, but he still didn’t bother to look up from his phone. Unfortunately this happens almost every time I try to have sex with him. I guess TikTok is more important. FML
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MerrikBarbarian 9
... I'd probably choose the Internet too.
ladyangel52 11
****!! ******* ****!!!
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Comments (80)
Comoke1024 19
Probably shouldn't ask these kinds of questions :P
BaDumTsss_fml 23
Hey, I'd go for internet access as well, but I guess that's bc I'm asexual
MrCommunism 19
Netflix > Sex
fantasyworld 39
I'd choose internet access too.
AAHHHHH 19
If I had a choice between the vast culmination of all human knowledge and sex, of course I would pick the internet
__doge__ 15
You can't replace internet...
Pseudonym 18
You could be hands down the absolute top god tier when it comes to giving in the sexual department - but sex just straight up isn't that important. The internet is vital for many professions as well as a way for an individual to keep in contact with family and friends. Let's not forget the convenience of banking, research, bill paying, shopping be it for clothes, food, transportation, housing and so on that the internet provides. Sex can only be so much to a person physically or emotionally and if you live in a world where you believe the ultimate and most important aspects of your relationship or life is sex - you need to see a doctor legitimately.
Annies 20
I agree with him
metroido 21
Um, yes? That is a fact.
anonymous17 21
is it bad that i agree? (im aroace though)