Today, I saw an article about how some people think internet access is more important than sex. I asked my boyfriend which he thought was more important. He chose internet access. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I overheard my boyfriend telling his best friend that the only reason he likes to sleep over at my house is for the sex and the fast internet. FML
Today, I learned that my boyfriend waits 'til I am asleep to wack off to porn on the internet. We haven't had sex in months because he doesn't want to. FML
Today, my husband told me that he is done having sex because it eats up his online gaming time. FML
Today, I found a link to a porn website on my boyfriend's computer. A bit jealous, I asked why it was there. He told me that he thought thinking of me might get boring. FML
Today, I watched my boyfriend feed his cat and change his profile on both Myspace and Facebook before saying to me that he was, "too busy to have sex." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd rather jerk off to sexy pictures of me than actually have sex, because he gets too tired. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML
Today, I met a guy online, and I realized the cybersex I had with him was better than the sex I get from my boyfriend. FML
Today, I secretly turned off the internet to see what my kids would do. Barely 10 minutes later, I caught my oldest son masturbating to a photo of my sister in a bikini because, as he put it, "A man has needs and the internet's fucked." FML
Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend. I did my best to get him hard, and as always, I succeeded, but he still didn’t bother to look up from his phone. Unfortunately this happens almost every time I try to have sex with him. I guess TikTok is more important. FML
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MerrikBarbarian 9
... I'd probably choose the Internet too.
ladyangel52 11
****!! ******* ****!!!
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ImSoEffedUp 10
Hey, some people ONLY have access to sex from the Internet, so of course it's more important to some....
oops_im_fucked 8
Perhaps you can try changing his opinion?
doglover569 0
You can have sex over the Internet!! Poorn ******* poorn!! Oh, and of course news. BUT ****! ;)
vbmg152 19
Dumbass! That's what you get for asking! He probably said that cause you were dumb enough to ask! Never ask a dude a dumb question, they'll give you the answer they know you don't want on purpose!!
Cablo_Gubla 2
Considering the population, medical advances that prolong aging, carelessness with contraception, and how immensely the internet is benefiting humanity, I can't disagree with your boyfriend. Though, sex is DEFINITELY more enjoyable than accessing the internet. Hopefully he feels the same, if not, you're probably not attractive to him anymore.
LadyBreBangBahh 0
It's obviously more important. Pleasure and Importance are 2 different things. You should have asked what's more pleasurable...DUHH!
williamcarter93 13
What's wrong with that. People interact more with the internet on a daily basis (work, school, and the like) than they do sexing...so what if he said that, it doesn't mean he loves you less...and I think that's odd for you to say FYL when some people would like it if their partners weren't all about sex sex sex
YahImThatGuy 0
With Internet, you get both (****), kind of, lol. Personally, I would take sex over anything else, even food. Seriously, if at every meal I had the option between food and sex, I would eat once a day, at most. And I love food.
Clairebellee 6
He's obviously not a real man
Honor916 1
He must be a gamer