Today, I saw an article about how some people think internet access is more important than sex. I asked my boyfriend which he thought was more important. He chose internet access. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I overheard my boyfriend telling his best friend that the only reason he likes to sleep over at my house is for the sex and the fast internet. FML
Today, I learned that my boyfriend waits 'til I am asleep to wack off to porn on the internet. We haven't had sex in months because he doesn't want to. FML
Today, my husband told me that he is done having sex because it eats up his online gaming time. FML
Today, I found a link to a porn website on my boyfriend's computer. A bit jealous, I asked why it was there. He told me that he thought thinking of me might get boring. FML
Today, I watched my boyfriend feed his cat and change his profile on both Myspace and Facebook before saying to me that he was, "too busy to have sex." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd rather jerk off to sexy pictures of me than actually have sex, because he gets too tired. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML
Today, I met a guy online, and I realized the cybersex I had with him was better than the sex I get from my boyfriend. FML
Today, I secretly turned off the internet to see what my kids would do. Barely 10 minutes later, I caught my oldest son masturbating to a photo of my sister in a bikini because, as he put it, "A man has needs and the internet's fucked." FML
Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend. I did my best to get him hard, and as always, I succeeded, but he still didn’t bother to look up from his phone. Unfortunately this happens almost every time I try to have sex with him. I guess TikTok is more important. FML
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MerrikBarbarian 9
... I'd probably choose the Internet too.
ladyangel52 11
****!! ******* ****!!!
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Comments (80)
radiocaf 29
Yeah, Internet is a good choice... There's a lot of things to do on the Internet!!
Isa_fml 20
on a very relevant note, it's amazing how much more sex i have when i don't have access to the internet.
rokyo87 3
OHaha...SEX is for people who don't have knowledge for using internet. :-)
PartyxRocked 0
Yep, that's my boyfriend.
Kar98 6
Well if you went down more often than the internet connection...?
picturescrazy 24
Sex is much more satisfying than anything on the internet, but sex isn't always an option whereas the internet is.
Zero5295 1
Actually...gosh that's a hard one... and it shouldn't be...O.o
totallydonteven 5
I'd have said Internet access too. But then. My girlfriend currently lives two time zones away and our saving grace is Skype.
meghaninblack 4
Gone this long without sex, I know what my answer would be.
ipodtouchgirl 21
My parents jobs depend on the internet working, that's way more important then having sex