Today, I overheard my boyfriend telling his best friend that the only reason he likes to sleep over at my house is for the sex and the fast internet. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I overheard my boyfriend of two years saying he only dates me because "sometimes jerking off just ain't good enough". FML
Today, I found out that the only reason my boyfriend wants to move in with me is so he has better internet connection and won't get kicked off of Xbox live while playing MW2. FML
Today, I learned that my boyfriend waits 'til I am asleep to wack off to porn on the internet. We haven't had sex in months because he doesn't want to. FML
Today, I saw an article about how some people think internet access is more important than sex. I asked my boyfriend which he thought was more important. He chose internet access. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend and one of his friends have been having sex with each other. His excuse? "She's my best friend, we do this all the time." I have been dating him for over a year. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that the only reason he likes me is because I let him watch porn without throwing a fuss. FML
Today, when my boyfriend came over he was on his phone. We spent about 15 minutes together before having sex, then he made a phone call and said he had to leave. I could hear him from my window apologising to his coworker because he “just had to do something real quick but was now free to talk again.” FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend masturbate next to me and then relieves himself on my bed sheets. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend admitting that he's only dating me because having me around "sucks a bit less than fucking my own hand". FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend telling his friends about how great the sex was last night, and how he loves to "make a bitch bend over". We've been dating for 3 years, and haven't made love in several weeks. FML
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Top comments
millsjoshua949 12
Why did you think he was there? For sparkling conversation? If he's still your boyfriend after that then ydi
RichardPencil 32
Hey, at least sex got top billing!
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Comments (11)
ahabsfan 17
Work on your cooking then.
heartbreaker 12
So you either add more good reasons; such as cooking nice meals and doing his laundry. Or you have a good talk with your man to learn where his priorities towards his relationship with you actually are.
ahabsfan 17
Work on your cooking then.
millsjoshua949 12
Why did you think he was there? For sparkling conversation? If he's still your boyfriend after that then ydi
AmbrosiaFan 19
So why doesn't he like to be there?
RichardPencil 32
Hey, at least sex got top billing!
genuinegoodguy 9
Well you don’t need a doormat.
juggalo2 22
What's the problem? He's having sex with you, right?
Paul Rushing 21
P.S Guys like to act macho in front of their friends.
Brightside86 31
Note to self* Include internet speed on dating profile.