Today, I was on a bumpy bus ride and had to write a note, so I held my notebook against the bus window to steady my hand. An elderly woman then yelled at me, accusing me of drawing graffiti on the window. The bus driver kicked me off and I had to wait an hour in the rain for the next bus. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I stood for half an hour in the rain waiting for my bus. As I started to go inside, my bus turned around the corner and splashed water all over me. The bus driver wouldn't let me on the bus because I was soaking wet and I would "mess up the seats". FML
Today, I was on the bus, heading to work, when the girl beside me started yelling at me, claiming I was staring down her shirt. I did no such thing, but the driver nonetheless stopped the bus and made me get off, all under the withering glares of the other passengers. FML
Today, I was on the bus, it hit a bump on the road and made me hit a elderly man. The bus driver thought I did it on purpose and made me get off. FML
Today, I temporarily got off the bus for the other students to get off, because they push and shove along their way. Then the bus driver closed the door on me and drove off. My laptop was on that bus. FML
Today, I was on the bus, when the inspector asked to see my ticket. I couldn't find it, and ended up being kicked off the bus while a few of the other passengers jeered at me. I found my ticket on the long walk home, buried in my pocket. FML
Today, I got on the bus. Before I could make it to a free seat, the driver hit the gas, and the sudden movement caused me to stumble and accidentally grab onto another passenger for support. She didn't appreciate this, accused me of molesting her, and got me thrown back off. FML
Today, while sitting in a handicapped seat on the bus, an old man angrily approached me and chewed me out in front of everyone for not leaving the seat empty for "those who actually need it." Then he stormed off the bus, stepping heavily on my broken foot. FML
Today, on the school bus, I rapped on a window in an attempt to get my friend's attention. A guy sitting behind me took this as an opportunity to shove my face into the window, breaking my nose. FML
Today, I was sitting on the bus to the gym. I saw that an old woman needed help to get off the bus, so I got up, and helped her off. When I had finally got her down the stairs the bus closed the doors and drove away. I was in the middle of nowhere and the bus drove away with all my things. FML
Today, the coach bus I was riding almost crashed. I was using the restroom at the time. The bus braked so hard, I peed all over the wall and splashed my shirt. Nobody wanted to sit anywhere near me after that. FML
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Cupcake040 17
Elderly people strike again!!!!!!
Zommie 2
Learn to stick up for yourself OP.
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Comments (79)
sugarshane007 20
Yesterday she gets trolled by a quick thinking boyfriend via text message, and today, her wrath is felt for over an hour, in the rain. Well played lady, well played.
cupcakechick 17
ya but when the bus driver came to kick you off, you could of showed him your note and explained what happened,
pmadNess 16
Not everyone listens. The bus driver may not have cared and just wanted a fast solution. He probably thought it better to kick OP off rather than the elderly. If a scene was ensuing between them both, they should both be off the bus. Better than under it...
wvcheesehead1 9
Sucks for you, but maybe you could turn it in to a country song and make a few bucks.
OlgaCornmuffin 7
they can, only one their significant other leaves them & they lose their job! Lol
FukeT_ 10
What is it with people on fml not being able to stand up for themselves and explain the situation.
Enslaved 38
What exactly did the OP get kicked off the bus for? Most likely it was because he probably made a huge scene and cursed out that old lady for wrongfully accusing him. I doubt it was because he solely couldn't prove that he wasn't drawing graffiti.
Contactbhama 2
The story is not completely true. I was right there seated on the adjacent seat. The old lady had only requested you to stop playing on the window that was causing her disturbance. In response to which you scribbled indecent words for the lady. Be glad that you were only asked to change the bus.
ManInTheMachine 20
Honestly, if you're going to pretend you were actually there, at least say something witty or amusing. Otherwise you just look like a liar and an idiot.
perdix 31
It's OK to think privately to yourself that old people ought to be euthanized, but it's stupid to write it down in public.
Wizardo 34
**** old people sometimes man, just **** them...
BlitzPKF 10
This is why I don't like elderly they always feel like they're so important and ruin people's day.
gAt_d 26
People still write notes?