Today, I was on a bumpy bus ride and had to write a note, so I held my notebook against the bus window to steady my hand. An elderly woman then yelled at me, accusing me of drawing graffiti on the window. The bus driver kicked me off and I had to wait an hour in the rain for the next bus. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I stood for half an hour in the rain waiting for my bus. As I started to go inside, my bus turned around the corner and splashed water all over me. The bus driver wouldn't let me on the bus because I was soaking wet and I would "mess up the seats". FML
Today, I was on the bus, heading to work, when the girl beside me started yelling at me, claiming I was staring down her shirt. I did no such thing, but the driver nonetheless stopped the bus and made me get off, all under the withering glares of the other passengers. FML
Today, I was on the bus, it hit a bump on the road and made me hit a elderly man. The bus driver thought I did it on purpose and made me get off. FML
Today, I temporarily got off the bus for the other students to get off, because they push and shove along their way. Then the bus driver closed the door on me and drove off. My laptop was on that bus. FML
Today, I was on the bus, when the inspector asked to see my ticket. I couldn't find it, and ended up being kicked off the bus while a few of the other passengers jeered at me. I found my ticket on the long walk home, buried in my pocket. FML
Today, I got on the bus. Before I could make it to a free seat, the driver hit the gas, and the sudden movement caused me to stumble and accidentally grab onto another passenger for support. She didn't appreciate this, accused me of molesting her, and got me thrown back off. FML
Today, while sitting in a handicapped seat on the bus, an old man angrily approached me and chewed me out in front of everyone for not leaving the seat empty for "those who actually need it." Then he stormed off the bus, stepping heavily on my broken foot. FML
Today, on the school bus, I rapped on a window in an attempt to get my friend's attention. A guy sitting behind me took this as an opportunity to shove my face into the window, breaking my nose. FML
Today, I was sitting on the bus to the gym. I saw that an old woman needed help to get off the bus, so I got up, and helped her off. When I had finally got her down the stairs the bus closed the doors and drove away. I was in the middle of nowhere and the bus drove away with all my things. FML
Today, the coach bus I was riding almost crashed. I was using the restroom at the time. The bus braked so hard, I peed all over the wall and splashed my shirt. Nobody wanted to sit anywhere near me after that. FML
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Cupcake040 17
Elderly people strike again!!!!!!
Zommie 2
Learn to stick up for yourself OP.
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Comments (79)
lovelyohhmee 8
Why did you get off? If it was me I wouldn't get off.
karlcolt45 19
maybe don't try to be productive on a public bus? just pee in the corner like everyone else haha just a thought
OlgaCornmuffin 7
I like to pass the time by poking people with my spork, whom I dubbed "King Henry VIII." I sing his song every time I poke someone. Exceot people peeing in the corners. Their odor grants them immunity. Lol
perdix 31
#41, you are definitely Public Transportation material. Stay crazy;) !
OlgaCornmuffin 7
lmao! You say that now....until I one day grace YOUR public transportation. ;) *cue foreboding, overly dramatic music* Lol
perdix 31
#49, don't hold your breath because it's characters like you that scare the shit out of me and keep me driving my own personal car. I sometimes think it's a massive conspiracy among Big Auto, Big Oil and Big Insurance to subsidize lunatics like you on public transport to frighten us in the timid herd into buying their overpriced products. At least I'll know how to address my next spork ;)
OlgaCornmuffin 7
You may feel safe now, until you're driving down the highway after work one day and you feel a slight jab on your right shoulder before you hear the soft sound coming from your backseat..."I'm Henry VIII, I am, I am..." This will consequently cause an accident...your fault. I work for the insurance company...of all the other drivers. Lol
perdix 31
#51, and I as I get out to inspect the damage, one of the other drivers sings, "Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there." You've snuck out the other side and your outfit of trash bags and a cardboard crown has magically changed into a crisp, business suit, and your spork has transformed into a pen and clipboard. I'm so screwed!
karlcolt45 19
I love long comment conversations. make me feel like we're all friends hahaha
perdix 31
#58, I like them, too, when they become like improve comedy sketches (see my profile), but I don't like the ones that turn into fights.
karlcolt45 19
well I vehemently disagree! furthermore I question your intelligence to make myself feel superior
OlgaCornmuffin 7
@54: and the wild coyote gnawing on my pant leg transforms into a white stallion & I ride off into the sunset with the fisherman guy from the "other" insurance company. we build a house & raise a family of spork-lovers off that dollar nobody could ever catch off his fishing pole. *dreamy sigh*
still_guns 16
Because a think notepad of paper is REALLY going to transfer on to glass ******* old people, chuck them in holes and keep them there
Acceleratedkill 3
I think the old lady needs some thicker glasses... lolz
chanellgymnast 17
Elderly people know what's best!
error404n0tf0und 21
its alright, if they do it wont long.
ethanman82 8
i guess you drew (puts on sunglasses) the shortest stick!
interesting33 37
how can you graffiti on a bus window? Surely most pens would wipe off too easily? Or not show up at all in the case of biro/pencil I'm guessing.
j_cat187 20
You can always use a knife or a razer.
Thorzix 23
Both FYL and YDI. FYL you had to stand in the rain for a full hours. YDI because you just got off without ******* explaining, if you truly didn't do anything wrong, then he has NO right to kick you off, and if he tries to use force for it, you can go as far as sue him. Stand up for yourself.
Sandia_09 7
Well, at least now you can get your notes written steadily.