Today, my 8 year-old little sister said, "F*** you" to my mom. My mom thought I told her to say that and grounded me for a month. Later, my sister came up to me and said, "Gotcha, bitch." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got into an argument with my mother, when she snapped and called me a son of a bitch. I said that made no sense, because I'm a girl, and it'd only really confirm that she's a bitch. She then grounded me for insulting her. FML
Today, my sister smashed a cup on my head because I told her she couldn't borrow one of my necklaces since she lost one and stole another. I was grounded for "antagonizing" her into doing it. FML
Today, trying to be nice, I asked my little sister how school was. She burst into a temper tantrum and screamed at me to fuck off. She's eight. FML
Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off." She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language." FML
Today, my 7-year-old sister had to tell my mom to watch her language. FML
Today, my parents grounded me because I refused to do my little sister's homework for her. FML
Today, I decided to scare my 10 year old sister for fun. I hid behind a door and leapt out, shouting "Boo!" when she walked by. She burst into tears and ran screaming to my mom. My mom thought I'd hit my sister, and was so angry that she punched me in the eye. FML
Today, my mum yelled "Son of a bitch!" as I narrowly beat her at a game of Mario Kart. I jokingly yelled back "Hell yeah I am!" Now I'm grounded for two weeks, birthday included, all because my mum's a sore loser. FML
Today, my mom took my cell to work with her. When she got home later, she scolded me for not answering her calls. When I pointed out that she'd taken it, she grounded me for "talking back". FML
Today, my little sister chased me around the house with a mallet, giggling like a maniac. I ended up having to pin her to the ground, rip the mallet out of her hand and lock her in the bathroom. This isn't the first time. My mom still insists it's perfectly normal. FML
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Xerosnake90 0
Pwned.
Dosse 0
Wow. She's a sneaky one!
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Comments (129)
loooooooooool_fml 1
I hate it when mothers do shit like this.
glassisass 0
see this is wat i hate about parents that are too stupid to think. i read a lot of fmls like this before and it always ends up with the parents grounding the kid because they think the person did it... how about take some time to talk to the person. and this is for the op. how about you try to defend your self next time. say " i didnt do it" or record your sister cussing you out and give it to your parents...
holli_fml 0
agreed.
tacosrawesome77 0
My parents and sister are the same way and anytime you try to explain they usually ignore you, but when my little sister starts crying her punishment is gone within a half-hour
tman188 0
same for me, my dad won't beleive anything I say, even if it's obviously my sisters fault
leafcrown 0
You should've thrown an asparagus at your sister! That always works for me :)
myagirl 0
holy crap is that really u?????? plz say no!
Meegggaaannnn 0
haha thats terrible. id sell the little bitch out. she must have had something against you
Lmao_xD 0
F'cking hilarious&soo smart
aback 5
Put a used condom in your sister's laundry for your mother to find.
291togo 0
A nice hard donkey punch in the back of your sisters head will set her straight. Plus it won't leave a mark. Phone book beatings don't leave marks either.
trulyinsane 0
marry me
Nacirema20 0
oh my gawddd! what a little bitch! FYL.
iain08 2
if she was my sister, she would be in the ******* river.
alexgisforme3 0
lol thats funny