Today, it snowed a lot and my friends and I went outside for a walk. Someone drove by and threw a snowball at me, hitting me square in the face. Surprised, I side-stepped only to end up losing balance and roll down a hill into a ditch full of prickly bushes. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went sledding with my friends. I said I was tired and didn't want to go, but they press-ganged me into it. I ended up sledding right into a tree, fracturing my leg, and scraping up my entire face. FML
Today, it was snowing. I slipped on the ice and fell in the middle of the road, dislocating my left shoulder and knee. As I was screaming in pain and trying to stand up, two boys on the pavement threw snowballs at me while everyone in the cars just drove around me. FML
Today, as I was walking home, I passed some little girls who threw a bunch of snowballs at me. I dodged every single one, ran away laughing, and gave them the finger. I then ran into a snowman. FML
Today, it snowed. So, a guy I like and I decided to go sledding. I really wanted to impress him by going down the hill and casually slowing down at the bottom right at his feet. Instead, I crashed into him and broke his ankle. FML
Today, I was driving on roads that were bad from two days of snow. I spun my car out, and ended up half-way in a ditch. Thinking that I could push my car out of the snow, I got out of my car, landing in waist deep snow. When trying to get back in, I fell neck deep into snow. FML
Today, I slipped on my icy front porch, fell back, and hit my head on the step. I tried to get up, but lost my balance and fell halfway into the bush next to the steps. I then looked up to see my very hot, British, ex-Special Forces next door neighbor laughing so hard he dropped his snow shovel. FML
Today, I walked in the snow and saw some kid slip. I laughed and felt good about myself. Then I fell. FML
Today, as I was walking home, I felt my feet slip out from under me and I face-planted in the slushy, dirty, melting snow. I rolled over, completely soaked, and attempted to get up, thinking no one saw me. A mail-man then passed me without offering to help, and said, "I've seen worse." FML
Today, as I left my house, the front door slammed shut behind me, causing an entire roof-length of snow to slide over the edge and land directly on my head. FML
Today, I was run over by my own car as I tried to push it out of a snowbank. FML
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LiveThenDie 2
A drive-by snowball hit?...
mintcar 10
People are so ******* immature. -HAI GUYZ LETZ FIND A RADUM TARGET AND HIT THEM. -Why? BECUZ ITZ FUN. DERP! -Oh yeah! OP, I hope you're okay. Unfortunately idiots like those will forever roam this earth.
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Comments (36)
IntoTheNothing 0
...and then you woke up!
Frickmetinajenks 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. **** your life.
coffee_enima 0
I bet it was kinda fun rolling down the hill in the snow before you landed in the prickly bushes. Wasn't it? WASN'T IT?!?!?!
JPZDONE 0
thought that kind of stuff only happened to the coyote chasing the road runner?! *meep meep*
iluvanimegurl 0
LOL FYL
hi5534 3
Did someone turn on instagib? lol
Stupidpeopleanno 5
I bet that was a thorn in your side.
Inspired22 11
Notice the OP's nick...Onehitwonder. Hilarious.
talktomandybaby 8
hahahah.i would pay to watch that.
blitz426 0
oh no I hope the bush is okay!