Today, I was baking cookies. When I took the tray out of the oven, I closed the door, but it bounced back open and hit me in the back of the knees. That caused me to sit down on the hot oven door. I was only wearing my short bathrobe and no underwear. I really burned my ass and, um… stuff. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after placing it on top of the stove, my hot tray of freshly-baked cookies slipped. I caught it, though. With my bare hand. FML
Today, while bending over to get the brownies I was making out of the oven, my husband slapped my butt. I fell into the oven. FML
Today, I burned my butt on the heater when I tried to warm up after my shower. FML
Today, over the course of three hours, I was burned by our toaster oven, hit in the head by a fridge door, hit my toes on a chair, clipped my hip on a table edge, and had both the washer and dryer lids slam on the same hand. I'm not sure what hurts more, my body or the shame. FML
Today, I managed to spill piping hot oil all over my kitchen floor, thinking it was too hot to clean right then and there I left it for a few hours to cool. I forgot about it, and slipped over in it bashing my head into my cupboard handle. FML
Today, I was baking cookies and opened the oven door to check on them. Apparently, wearing a gold necklace means the wave of heat will burn your very fair skin. I now have a bright red ring of stars around my neck. FML
Today, I was cleaning my room and set my burnt out light bulb on my computer chair without any second thought. Later, I sat on the chair, the light bulb shattered and I got a huge gash on my butt. FML
Today, I was in a hurry to get something out of the oven, so I quickly grabbed my roommate's only oven mitt and grabbed the pan in the oven. It didn't take long to figure out there was a hole in it when my thumb hit the hot pan. FML
Today, my kitchen is trying to kill me. So far, I've hit my head three times on cupboards that opened themselves, cut open my hand on the microwave door when it slammed shut, and burned my cheek with the "heat-proof" oven mitt when I pushed the hair off my face. FML
Today, I was using my new curling iron to curl my hair. I was sitting down. Suddenly I dropped the iron and, as a reflex, I caught it between my bare thighs. FML
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areyoukiddingme7 0
that really suckss. but did you drop the cookies? lol
DDDDana 0
Daaaang. Cookies shouldn't ever be the cause of pain.
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Comments (125)
EmoGeo 0
OH! That really sucks. I'm soo sorry. Look at the bright side, at least you didn't slip on the floor loose all your cookies and have someone come through the door.
Heatstreak 0
lol ouch wear pants :p
caramelcarebr 0
lol @ #7
Shane_Huckeba 0
LLOLERSKATES :D ha a man baking cookies naked.... fail
Bloodycrustheart 0
Damn you reflexes, overcompensating and shit, look what you did!
jennaleighhh 0
One question; why were you cooking almost naked? Guess you wont be doing that anymore..
RavensRule97 0
im with 53? thats really random
favabean05 0
O.O! Holy crap!
Mit_Liv09 0
Poor you, reading this really made my day though :D
dontyouknow 0
stuff like that normally happens to people whom have done something mean to someone in the past. or maybe saw an elderly person who needed help but ignored them and continued on. is that you?