Today, the man of my dreams turned out to be the worst kisser I've ever encountered. I now have a huge hickey on my chin to remember the experience by. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that the person I'm seeing is a terrible kisser. I really like them, but it's awful. FML
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Today, I have blue lips because of a guy whose face I don't even remember didn't know the difference between kissing and sucking. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided that a good time to have our first kiss was on a roller-coaster, right before a huge drop. He bit through my lip. FML
Today, I was on a date. I noticed he kept looking at my lips. Thinking he wanted to kiss me, I leaned in closer. Disgusted, he pulled away and said, "I'm sorry, but that pimple on your chin is, like, staring at me or something." FML
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Seabass_Chan 33
Teach him. People stay awful at things because others don't show them how to improve.
BantasaurusRex 13
Aww chin up, it can only get better.
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Comments (51)
dansco 25
So your man of our dreams isn't perfect! OMG! Grow up and tell him. If he's so great then help his kiss better. You are the loser in this.
Msraina 8
A friend of mine had the same problem. She said she kissed him on their wedding day and hasn't kissed him since. They're happy, and that's what counts. There's more to love than physical contact. I hope you don't let it get in the way of your happiness!
smw83 21
Is that the only thing that's bad about him? If so, give him a chance OP. My husband was a terrible kisser when we first started dating, but he got better. Not to mention he's the most wonderful man, I still can't believe how lucky I am to be with him:)
luvlu444 24
your chin huh, sounds interesting, good thing you found out now rather then once you were really invested
Xion0014 20
You can teach him, or try mocking his kisses and patterns and it won't be so bad xD
awildwhisper 30
Communicate and tell him. You can work on it together and he won't know unless you tell him.
ladycoco8 20
I don't get this whole "man/woman of my dreams" thing. There is no guy in this world that I want to be with that badly.
Hici 2
Thats why ur single ^
abbey1822 12
At least he didn't go for your ear...
cylonN6 3
Some can't be taught. Some don't want to change their smooching habits.