Today, the man of my dreams turned out to be the worst kisser I've ever encountered. I now have a huge hickey on my chin to remember the experience by. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that the person I'm seeing is a terrible kisser. I really like them, but it's awful. FML
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Today, I finally got together with this great guy I've had a crush on for a while. He told me before that he is quite inexperienced, which usually doesn't bother me at all. Turns out "inexperienced" translates to "I will include your nose and chin in our kissing" in this case. FML
Today, I have blue lips because of a guy whose face I don't even remember didn't know the difference between kissing and sucking. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided that a good time to have our first kiss was on a roller-coaster, right before a huge drop. He bit through my lip. FML
Today, I was on a date. I noticed he kept looking at my lips. Thinking he wanted to kiss me, I leaned in closer. Disgusted, he pulled away and said, "I'm sorry, but that pimple on your chin is, like, staring at me or something." FML
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Top comments
Seabass_Chan 33
Teach him. People stay awful at things because others don't show them how to improve.
BantasaurusRex 13
Aww chin up, it can only get better.
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Comments (51)
Tamandua 19
Oops. He was just a bit off target there.
jake131000 21
He took, "right in the kisser" the wrong way.
vikky538 29
Its okay. You can train him or teach him
priyaa_x 8
Conceal that up girl!
TheLynx_fml 20
Hey he'll get it eventually ???
emseearedee 8
I cringed reading this lol I'm sorry you had to go through that
Cnscott0205 15
You can always teach him new things. ;)
kylerzz 15
how..
worldclassrager 41
Luckily that will fade away
TabooSushi 24
Take the bull by the horns and teach him to do it the right way! Don't be mean, of course, but use your hands on his head or gentle verbal encouragement to guide him toward kissing properly. My husband was the worst kisser EVER when we met, but within a month I had him kissing me the way I wanted. Eight years and a lot of practice later, he can now lay a kiss on me that makes my toes curl. Don't give up!