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Today, I finally told my girlfriend I love her. She corrected my grammar. FML
Today, I finally told my girlfriend I love her. She corrected my grammar. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my caring way too much about proper grammar got out of hand when I corrected my girlfriend during a talk about her dying grandmother. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I love her for the first time. She said, "Thanks." FML
Today, I finally told my girlfriend of four months that I love her. Her response was, "Uh... thanks?" FML
Today, I wrote a song for my boyfriend on paper. The first thing he did was correct my grammar. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I wanted to tell her something important. Coincidentally, she did too. She wanted to tell me that she thinks she's actually gay. I wanted to tell her I love her. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend of two years that I love her. She replied, "Um, I don't mean to be rude, but can you just shut up?" FML
Today, I worked up the courage to tell my girlfriend that I love her. She made a face like she'd just sucked on a lemon and said, "Um... yay, I guess...?" and awkwardly left the room. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I loved her. She left and never came back. FML
Today, my girlfriend confronted me for forgetting to take the trash out. At some point during the argument, I tried to calm her down, and the words "I should of" escaped my lips. She spent the next ten minutes calling me stupid and laughing at how my grammar goes to hell when I'm distressed. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend she was beautiful. She replied, "Lit." FML
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Pipistrello_fml 0
Enjoy every word she says. The only woman I ever loved died 15 yeas ago this month. I'd give a lung to have her correct me just once more. Perspective.
Freeze_fml 17
You lucky asshole. I'm willing to bet she proofread this FML for you.
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Comments (95)
brenda_hxw 0
what he meant was that she replied, i LOVED you.
LMFAOsabrina 0
GOOD FOR HER. You seriously cant tell her you love her with proper grammar? If you're telling her "i luv u" shes not gonna feel loved! Take the time to spell "I love you" YDI.
MF12 0
he probably doesn't live in France when you don't put in a country, france is the default
BurnIt2TheGround 0
how do you **** up the grammar in "i love you" !?!
Apple_Scented 0
LOL ahaha xD That sounds like me. My boyfriend's always having a go at me for correcting his English :3
Tianagomez 0
How can you get I love you wrong is the first thing you learn to write!! You deserve it moron!
71ffy 6
Fail!
ecascio2010 9
how do you grammatically mess up "I love you"?
PaisleyKing90 0
I do that to my boyfriend all the time! He always sends me the text messages that would be so sweet but he spells everything wrong!
DerpyHooves 0
And it just happens to make it less sweet because of the mistakes, right? lol It sucks when you get a really long one or a would-be sweet one only to see a grammar and/or spelling mistake. "Ah, how swee- did he misspell forever?"
ecascio2010 9
How do you correct "I love you " ?