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Today, I finally told my girlfriend I love her. She corrected my grammar. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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randomdude3890
Bellevue, United States
Not now, Dave
Today, my caring way too much about proper grammar got out of hand when I corrected my girlfriend during a talk about her dying grandmother. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I told my girlfriend I love her for the first time. She said, "Thanks." FML
womanlover12345
Spain
Today, I finally told my girlfriend of four months that I love her. Her response was, "Uh... thanks?" FML
Ally
Etobicoke, Canada
Today, I wrote a song for my boyfriend on paper. The first thing he did was correct my grammar. FML
Anonymous
Trenton, United States
Today, I told my girlfriend I wanted to tell her something important. Coincidentally, she did too. She wanted to tell me that she thinks she's actually gay. I wanted to tell her I love her. FML
music man
United States
Today, I told my girlfriend of two years that I love her. She replied, "Um, I don't mean to be rude, but can you just shut up?" FML
Anonymous
Dronten, Netherlands
Today, I worked up the courage to tell my girlfriend that I love her. She made a face like she'd just sucked on a lemon and said, "Um... yay, I guess...?" and awkwardly left the room. FML
Whatswrongwithme?
United Kingdom
Today, I told my girlfriend I loved her. She left and never came back. FML
Gus
Richmond, Canada
Today, my girlfriend confronted me for forgetting to take the trash out. At some point during the argument, I tried to calm her down, and the words "I should of" escaped my lips. She spent the next ten minutes calling me stupid and laughing at how my grammar goes to hell when I'm distressed. FML
Anonymous
Today, I told my girlfriend she was beautiful. She replied, "Lit." FML
Top comments
Pipistrello_fml 0
Enjoy every word she says. The only woman I ever loved died 15 yeas ago this month. I'd give a lung to have her correct me just once more. Perspective.
Freeze_fml 17
You lucky asshole. I'm willing to bet she proofread this FML for you.
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eck0_fml 0
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purple91 8
She sounds like someone I could love too. YDI for having bad grammar.
DutchCourage 0
Wow - even I would know how to spell that correctly in French. What is French for 'douche bag'?
dukain94 0
My french teacher actually told me that "douche" in french means "shower"
bmoney2011 0
^ in german too. Douche means shower and it's pronounced doo-sheh ha
brakakakaka 0
^ in Russian too (though not spelled the same way, as Russian uses the cyrillic alphabet, not the latin one)
smnc 0
yeah , in spanish too !
cstetchman 0
and in Swahili !!
spankos 1
and in wookie!
AtoZnumbersand_ 1
Just because he said he told her he loved her and she corrected him, doesn't mean it went down like I luve you. *love It was probably a love letter or something.
ImASHMARTcookie 0
douche bag is French for shower cap I think :)
micery 0
No. Bag does not mean cap in french.
TrollTrollTroll 0
******* grammar man. ******* GRAMMAR!
lindsaylikeomg 0
Hey, be nice, maybe English isn't his first language so he said it incorrectly by mistake.
GrtJzzMn 0
Ya that totally sucks ass. my girlfriends twin sister is always do that to me and it drives me insane. Hopefully you didn't have a grammar Nazi for a collage prof like I did. But hey, now you know she loves you back.
DutchCourage 0
"...my girlfriends twin sister...". I wish I could say that OR it sounds like a plot for a **** movie...
bmoney2011 0
"is always do that to me" Apparently not Nazi enough.
DerpyHooves 0
lol, collage professor.
davek 36
How can you **** up "I love you"? Were you saying it in Latin or something?
rameses1210 18
(Ego) te/vos amo
lolitalouest 0
lol. IT'S LIKE 5 WORDS AT THE MOST.