badpigeon
Le Mans, France
Today, I was on my motorbike, riding through town, when a bird collided with my crash helmet. I lost my balance, and fell. As a result: a leg, a rib and a wrist of mine were broken. The EMT guy helpfully reassured me that the pigeon was A-OK. FML
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species4872 20
It isn't called a crash helmet for nothing.
jcash52426 5
I wonder is if judge Judy would take the case of you vs. the bird. Remember the bird is the word!!!!
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Sheepiebeepie 26
You're lucky it wasn't worse, though that blows. Sorry OP
SaltyLurker 10
I don't know. It seems like quite the outcome only for colliding with a small bird
cuddlycactus 11
I hope it was not as bad as in the picture
cuddlycactus 11
I hope it was not as bad as in the picture
species4872 20
It isn't called a crash helmet for nothing.
Ravenbird0072 11
Dang, I bet that bird-brain didn't even have insurance.
jcash52426 5
I wonder is if judge Judy would take the case of you vs. the bird. Remember the bird is the word!!!!
Alex Cross 2
shit dude is your helmet OK? ?
martron3000 5
Did the EMT have to give the pigeon mouth-to-beak resuscitation?
Stef1488 0
As a former EMT, i can confirm that we will not look into the pigeon's condition at all, the top priority are the HUMANS involved in any incident, not animals, especially pigeons
Colon_Man 17
France. The motorcycle is probably a 50cc scooter and he crashed at 15kph.