Today, somebody grabbed my phone out of my hands and ran away with it. I'm a cross country runner, albeit one with stress fractures, but I was able to catch up with them and get my phone back. Unfortunately, the running aggravated my stress fractures and I have to get a plaster cast. Merry fricking Christmas. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided to be healthy and go for a run. I broke my ankle. FML
Today, at my college, someone snatched my laptop out of my hands, so I chased him. Turns out I'm so overweight and slow that he moonwalked away facing me, while I sprinted my heart out. FML
Today, to keep my phone safe while I went on some rides, I took it out of my pocket so I could put it in my bag. Just as I pulled it out, a woman ran into me, knocking my phone to the ground and breaking the screen. FML
Today, I'm in the E.R. because I broke one of my toes when my cellphone slipped from my hands after taking a shower. Needless to say, my cellphone broke too. FML
Today, after a long workout I come back to my locker, to find my lock had been cut. I looked inside realizing my phone and iPod had been stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, my keys were gone. I ran out to the parking lot to find an empty spot where my car had once been parked. FML
Today, I was sitting on my bike texting when someone snatched my phone and ran. Like an idiot, I jumped off my bike and ran after him. He then ran in a big circle, got on my bike and sped off. FML
Today, I tried a new workout routine at the gym. I was feeling great until I dropped a big-ass weight on my foot and had to go to the hospital. After hours of waiting, the doctor told me that I had a broken toe and would need to wear a cast for six weeks. The worst part? I have a job interview next week. FML
Today, my doctor called and asked me when I could have my broken hand x-rayed again. I said the ER staff had told me it was a bad sprain over two weeks ago. I'm now in a full cast, and have to have my partially healed bones re-broken. There goes my summer. FML
Today, I had to cut short my New Year's resolution of going to the gym daily, when the meathead next to me dropped some heavy weights, which bounced and landed on my foot. I'm sitting at home in a cast. FML
Today, I went for a run to get in shape for the first time in ages. I put on my running shoes and hit the pavement. Halfway through, the sole of one shoe came off, and I had to hobble back home in embarrassment. FML
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RichardPencil 32
Sue the thief. No, I don't know that the thief was named Sue. I'm saying you should take the thief to court for damages!
Grizz8831 14
I would say try and be more aware of your surroundings,, to prevent such things. Not ydi but be mindful. try for to sue for lost wages and damages and avoid criminal charges (obviously talk to a lawyer) but you may not get anything if they are behind bars compared to community service etc. see a doctor for light duty work. basically work out how to make this benefit you the most to take from the bad and try to have a better Christmas. and I hope it heals up fine.
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RichardPencil 32
Sue the thief. No, I don't know that the thief was named Sue. I'm saying you should take the thief to court for damages!
Grizz8831 14
I would say try and be more aware of your surroundings,, to prevent such things. Not ydi but be mindful. try for to sue for lost wages and damages and avoid criminal charges (obviously talk to a lawyer) but you may not get anything if they are behind bars compared to community service etc. see a doctor for light duty work. basically work out how to make this benefit you the most to take from the bad and try to have a better Christmas. and I hope it heals up fine.
DarkAngelsBlade 25
Phone or fractures, you chose phone, maybe get phone insurance? XD