Today, my fiancé informed me he didn't want a regular wedding cake, he wants a Batman cake. I have nothing against this, except that he already decided the wedding theme would be Star Wars. Essentially, I'm marrying a child. FML
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Today, my fiancée suggested a 'Back To The Future' - themed wedding. FML
Today, my fiancée and I were selecting our wedding cake. The wedding is now off since I refused to buy her the "dream" wedding cake she wanted because it was chocolate. She called me childish and cheap. I'm highly allergic to chocolate. FML
Today, my fiancée showed me her wedding plans. It will be themed on one of her video games, the best man will be dressed as an alien warlord, and the vows talk about how we'll beat the odds and be blessed by the "Goddess Kalahira". Apparently, I have no say in this. FML
Today, at our wedding, my groomsmen had a lightsaber fight on the dance floor. Everyone was laughing and the kids loved it. My wife burst into tears, started screaming that we ruined her fairytale wedding, and stormed out. Our entire relationship started when we met at the cinema when Star Wars was on. FML
Today, I learned that I'm expecting twins. A boy and a girl. My husband, upon finding out about this, immediately suggested that we give them Star Wars names. But not Luke and Leia. Oh no. He wants to name them Darth and Vayda. And he is absolutely serious about this. FML
Today, I went to pick up my wedding dress from the seamstress, only to find out that my fiancé called two weeks ago to say I wanted the dress "tie-dyed to match our new theme." She believed him. Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years said he would finally take me somewhere romantic. I spent my day at a Star Wars convention. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he wants a Hello Kitty wedding. FML
Today, my fiancé asked his 13-year-old sister what role she wanted in our upcoming wedding. Her response was "Saying I object!" FML
Today, my fiancé's best friend, who will be our best man at our wedding, decided to confess his feelings for me and tell me how he's always dreamed of us eloping together. The wedding is going to be awkward. FML
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Mirorbo 27
If you're marrying him, you should be well aware of his preferences and behavior, darling...
awaywiththefairi_fml_fml 8
Oh You poor thing! reception at Chuckie Cheese?
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Consequences 0
you love that about him.
lolol_BKYCHO 3
I always thought the wedding was about the woman. Well, I guess it depends on who is paying for the wedding.
RavenNight 0
u said yes to him. dnt complain abt ur choice
StinkySiddneyIsF 2
I agree OP, the only real problem here is he's skipping around in his themes... the rest of it, I don't think she's snooty or boring, guys! she just wants him to stick to the plan. if he's having cold feet about it being all star wars, why not just make it a geek character theme? star wars dress, batman cake, get a guy looks like Dr Who to officiate, maybe throw in some amine favors, get dad to dress up like Indiana jones, ect... you could get your guests to come as their favorite characters (the photos would be amazing!!). that way he could pay his homage to all that awesome stuff and not feel like he's neglecting any of the classics, and nothing would he out of place with everything out of place! when my husband and I got married, we had rubber duckies as the wedding toppers, and the weeding attire read "wacky sun glasses and or fake beards". no reason not to be nonsensical with it- it's your day, who cares if family doesn't like it! YOU have to remember it for the rest of your life. :) (and no, it isn't just about the bride, grooms like being doted on and the center of attention on their wedding day too, they just don't like being commands to participate in wedding stuff they don't like)
AnnaBonJovi 9
The question is, what does your wedding dress look like then?
angeluscado 15
Well, Leia's "girly" costumes are either a shapeless white dress or the gold bikini slave costume. However, Padme had a couple of costumes, after she stepped down as Queen of Naboo, that might work, with a little tweaking.
Jamialia 5
Well if you do it and people laugh, it's AT you not WITH you. LAME.
abasio 1
an idiot child at that.
scotts13 2
Nothing wrong with marrying a childish man. My sister got a very nice divorce settlement from a guy who insisted on lining up his Star Wars figurines on the headboard of the bed. Those tiny eyes...
nocanhaz 4
Your fiancé is awesome, although try to convince him to have a StarWars cake. It would be more logical.
kmeredith 8
sorry but how can u have a star wars theme but a batman cake???? they are not related!! ... cool tho... I'm now considering something weird for our cake :)