Today, my fiancé informed me he didn't want a regular wedding cake, he wants a Batman cake. I have nothing against this, except that he already decided the wedding theme would be Star Wars. Essentially, I'm marrying a child. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my fiancée suggested a 'Back To The Future' - themed wedding. FML
Today, my fiancée and I were selecting our wedding cake. The wedding is now off since I refused to buy her the "dream" wedding cake she wanted because it was chocolate. She called me childish and cheap. I'm highly allergic to chocolate. FML
Today, my fiancée showed me her wedding plans. It will be themed on one of her video games, the best man will be dressed as an alien warlord, and the vows talk about how we'll beat the odds and be blessed by the "Goddess Kalahira". Apparently, I have no say in this. FML
Today, at our wedding, my groomsmen had a lightsaber fight on the dance floor. Everyone was laughing and the kids loved it. My wife burst into tears, started screaming that we ruined her fairytale wedding, and stormed out. Our entire relationship started when we met at the cinema when Star Wars was on. FML
Today, I learned that I'm expecting twins. A boy and a girl. My husband, upon finding out about this, immediately suggested that we give them Star Wars names. But not Luke and Leia. Oh no. He wants to name them Darth and Vayda. And he is absolutely serious about this. FML
Today, I went to pick up my wedding dress from the seamstress, only to find out that my fiancé called two weeks ago to say I wanted the dress "tie-dyed to match our new theme." She believed him. Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years said he would finally take me somewhere romantic. I spent my day at a Star Wars convention. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he wants a Hello Kitty wedding. FML
Today, my fiancé asked his 13-year-old sister what role she wanted in our upcoming wedding. Her response was "Saying I object!" FML
Today, my fiancé's best friend, who will be our best man at our wedding, decided to confess his feelings for me and tell me how he's always dreamed of us eloping together. The wedding is going to be awkward. FML
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Top comments
Mirorbo 27
If you're marrying him, you should be well aware of his preferences and behavior, darling...
awaywiththefairi_fml_fml 8
Oh You poor thing! reception at Chuckie Cheese?
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Comments (300)
xixifwadi 0
star wars f-ing rocks! you could do the girls hair as Lea and the dresses as padame and the girls could carry lightsabers instead of flowers.
schizoskank 4
ydi for not liking batman cake
Samschmidt07 0
Oh my god! Hahaha, your not marrying my fiancè too are you
Pinkanani 12
Everyone knows that the wedding is all about the bride, why the heck are you letting HIM have all the say??? He's the one that asked you to marry him, that is why it is YOUR decision on how you want your wedding to be! Either leave this man-child, or woman up (take charge) and stop posting on here. YDI for letting him step all over you like this! It won't get better with marriage.
Auanii 3
It could be worse! You could be getting married at mcdonalds. They do that now, they even make you a hashbrown cake!!
OhSnap_NoWay 0
Don't the women usually plan then wedding? And its your day so u should just be like tough we are doing my way
GameAddikt 0
He may just be a geek whos into Star Wars and Super Heros!
sadkiddie 0
I'm getting from the way she worded it that she didn't mind the crazy theme, she just was calling him a "child" for not being able to make up his mind. I'm guessing he probably suggested the switch in between taking bites of pizza and xbox live, so ya, maybe she doesn't think he's committed enough. plus star wars weddings are kinda nerd cliche. If she really was hoping for a more traditional wedding, I'd definitely go for the whole batman themed shebang. theres some glitz on the edge of that. If u got serious about costumes and lighting it could be legit. oh wait 0_0 wudn it b awesome to have live bats? if u got some that needed 2 b released anyway, you cud let them out instead of doves lol
monnanon 14
haha thats an awesoem idea with the bats though with all the hairspray filled styles theres going to be a lot of panicked women and sticky bats.
MalaInsane_11 0
your husband sounds AWESOME!
Gallaghers 0
Just out of curiosity, Isn't the wedding suppose to be like the brides day? I know your suppose to involve him and stuff and I'm sure your just trying to make him happy but unless your fine with it, don't do it, I'm guessing your family's paying for it as well.