Today, my fiancé informed me he didn't want a regular wedding cake, he wants a Batman cake. I have nothing against this, except that he already decided the wedding theme would be Star Wars. Essentially, I'm marrying a child. FML
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Today, my fiancée suggested a 'Back To The Future' - themed wedding. FML
Today, my fiancée and I were selecting our wedding cake. The wedding is now off since I refused to buy her the "dream" wedding cake she wanted because it was chocolate. She called me childish and cheap. I'm highly allergic to chocolate. FML
Today, my fiancée showed me her wedding plans. It will be themed on one of her video games, the best man will be dressed as an alien warlord, and the vows talk about how we'll beat the odds and be blessed by the "Goddess Kalahira". Apparently, I have no say in this. FML
Today, at our wedding, my groomsmen had a lightsaber fight on the dance floor. Everyone was laughing and the kids loved it. My wife burst into tears, started screaming that we ruined her fairytale wedding, and stormed out. Our entire relationship started when we met at the cinema when Star Wars was on. FML
Today, I learned that I'm expecting twins. A boy and a girl. My husband, upon finding out about this, immediately suggested that we give them Star Wars names. But not Luke and Leia. Oh no. He wants to name them Darth and Vayda. And he is absolutely serious about this. FML
Today, I went to pick up my wedding dress from the seamstress, only to find out that my fiancé called two weeks ago to say I wanted the dress "tie-dyed to match our new theme." She believed him. Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years said he would finally take me somewhere romantic. I spent my day at a Star Wars convention. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he wants a Hello Kitty wedding. FML
Today, my fiancé asked his 13-year-old sister what role she wanted in our upcoming wedding. Her response was "Saying I object!" FML
Today, my fiancé's best friend, who will be our best man at our wedding, decided to confess his feelings for me and tell me how he's always dreamed of us eloping together. The wedding is going to be awkward. FML
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Mirorbo 27
If you're marrying him, you should be well aware of his preferences and behavior, darling...
awaywiththefairi_fml_fml 8
Oh You poor thing! reception at Chuckie Cheese?
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Comments (300)
GreenMaze 0
is he gonna be a stormtrooper.
that_is_Nathy 9
Well, I think this is awesome =D I bet my boyfriend and I could totally do that too^^
Phendraana 0
I don't understand why guys waste their time with an snooty, judgemental ***** who call them "children" for liking superheroes. I'm a girl and *I* like superheroes too! FHL for being engaged to a stuck up bitch.
Anubis_81 21
id have to agree and endorse this comment right, well said :0)
salvorican 24
There's nothing wrong with liking superheroes. But op is having their wedding the way he wants it. And a wedding is supposed to be a very romantic day for the bride. I don't really think she feels too special having batman cake in her princess Leia styled hair
premiermois 5
A wedding involves two people, and is about both parties equally. I don't know where people get the idea that it's 'mostly' about one person... now THAT is childish.
whiterabbit420 4
better princess leia styled hair than the ugly mop on your head.
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
If she has such a problem with his interests, why are they getting married? She seems like she'll be the horrid type of wife that will try to change her poor husband and make him 'act his age'. Thus making him a sad shell of a man. Women hate it when men do it to them and discourage their interests, so why do women think it's ok when they do it themselves? ******* bitches. I hope OP opens her eyes and appreciates the geeky nature of her man, or that they go their separate ways. Because this is just sad.
salvorican 24
45 I guess somehow I offended u? I don't got anything wrong with princess Leia's buns. I think their awesome. You didn't kno that but u still didn't need to hurt my feelings
charvisioku 22
It's rare that people posting on FML are actually angry; she propbably just thought "Hey, this'll make an amusing FML!". Lighten up and calm down.
salvorican 24
Haha I keep imagining a bride walking down the aisle to the theme song of batman while fighting off Jedi's with a saber
mhorger 0
lmfao
SweetEllie 3
He sounds awesome :D When I'm older I'd love to marry somone who loves stuff like games and cartoons as much as I do :3
PSQ91 6
Plenty of geeks out there. Don't worry you'll find yours.
enonymous 9
I hope you prepared yourself for his vows will be lines from caddy shack and when he puts the ring on your finger it will be done in the voice of gollum from lord of the rings
sourgirl101 29
"Caddy Shack" is one of my favorite movies of all times!(:
KeyOfTheTwilight 1
"Because that's the cake the wedding deserves."
benderbot19 0
the problem here is that he needs to stick with a damn theme. it's either ******* batman or star wars! you cant have your cake and eat it too!
mexicotoucher 7
A mixed theme is better than a Kesha theme
docscientist 10
At least he could stay on theme...
EvilPotato 15
if your marring him with a star wars theme than you are a child too.