Today, my fiancé informed me he didn't want a regular wedding cake, he wants a Batman cake. I have nothing against this, except that he already decided the wedding theme would be Star Wars. Essentially, I'm marrying a child. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my fiancée suggested a 'Back To The Future' - themed wedding. FML
Today, my fiancée and I were selecting our wedding cake. The wedding is now off since I refused to buy her the "dream" wedding cake she wanted because it was chocolate. She called me childish and cheap. I'm highly allergic to chocolate. FML
Today, my fiancée showed me her wedding plans. It will be themed on one of her video games, the best man will be dressed as an alien warlord, and the vows talk about how we'll beat the odds and be blessed by the "Goddess Kalahira". Apparently, I have no say in this. FML
Today, at our wedding, my groomsmen had a lightsaber fight on the dance floor. Everyone was laughing and the kids loved it. My wife burst into tears, started screaming that we ruined her fairytale wedding, and stormed out. Our entire relationship started when we met at the cinema when Star Wars was on. FML
Today, I learned that I'm expecting twins. A boy and a girl. My husband, upon finding out about this, immediately suggested that we give them Star Wars names. But not Luke and Leia. Oh no. He wants to name them Darth and Vayda. And he is absolutely serious about this. FML
Today, I went to pick up my wedding dress from the seamstress, only to find out that my fiancé called two weeks ago to say I wanted the dress "tie-dyed to match our new theme." She believed him. Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years said he would finally take me somewhere romantic. I spent my day at a Star Wars convention. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he wants a Hello Kitty wedding. FML
Today, my fiancé asked his 13-year-old sister what role she wanted in our upcoming wedding. Her response was "Saying I object!" FML
Today, my fiancé's best friend, who will be our best man at our wedding, decided to confess his feelings for me and tell me how he's always dreamed of us eloping together. The wedding is going to be awkward. FML
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Top comments
Mirorbo 27
If you're marrying him, you should be well aware of his preferences and behavior, darling...
awaywiththefairi_fml_fml 8
Oh You poor thing! reception at Chuckie Cheese?
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Comments (300)
SkyHiLyfe_808 0
And this news should be nothing new to you. Stop complaining and accept him for the person he is, because he obviously didn't bother you with his childlike behavior before the engagement.
Jazzalyn 10
While not a personal fan of Batman or Star Wars, I don't particularly thing OPs fiance's interests are childish. There's nothing wrong with doing that kind of thing. I mean - well - growing old is mandatory...but growing up is optional :p
thenarwhal 1
Not the wedding cake he deserved, but the wedding cake he needed
almedalove 0
not for me but if it makes you happy then geek out if not then go find a grown up man to be with
switchgurl20 17
hmmm well u dated and "know" the guy so u know what ur getting into. tell him be grown up for once, stfu and on ur wedding anniversary yall will get the batman cake. or better yet when his birthday rolls around give him the star wars theme and the batman cake. not at a wedding.
foxktm90 0
the problem is most people start a relationship with no knowledge of who the other person is. seems to me like dating days is slowly coming to a stop. it has now become a gambling game and surprises like the OP to her fiancé interest are common.
scottymbev 0
no your marrying a nerd
mariet_fml 23
Find a compromise, because it sounds like you are rolling over and giving in to all of his demands. You only get one wedding (hopefully) and it should be enjoyable for you both.
CallMeHush 1
Throw in a little LOTR while your at it.
jeremey602 0
your a moron, you have no morals
jomotto 3
Do nothing as a geek He is He will understeand better than anyone that : The cake is a lie