Today, my fiancé informed me he didn't want a regular wedding cake, he wants a Batman cake. I have nothing against this, except that he already decided the wedding theme would be Star Wars. Essentially, I'm marrying a child. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my fiancée suggested a 'Back To The Future' - themed wedding. FML
Today, my fiancée and I were selecting our wedding cake. The wedding is now off since I refused to buy her the "dream" wedding cake she wanted because it was chocolate. She called me childish and cheap. I'm highly allergic to chocolate. FML
Today, my fiancée showed me her wedding plans. It will be themed on one of her video games, the best man will be dressed as an alien warlord, and the vows talk about how we'll beat the odds and be blessed by the "Goddess Kalahira". Apparently, I have no say in this. FML
Today, at our wedding, my groomsmen had a lightsaber fight on the dance floor. Everyone was laughing and the kids loved it. My wife burst into tears, started screaming that we ruined her fairytale wedding, and stormed out. Our entire relationship started when we met at the cinema when Star Wars was on. FML
Today, I learned that I'm expecting twins. A boy and a girl. My husband, upon finding out about this, immediately suggested that we give them Star Wars names. But not Luke and Leia. Oh no. He wants to name them Darth and Vayda. And he is absolutely serious about this. FML
Today, I went to pick up my wedding dress from the seamstress, only to find out that my fiancé called two weeks ago to say I wanted the dress "tie-dyed to match our new theme." She believed him. Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years said he would finally take me somewhere romantic. I spent my day at a Star Wars convention. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he wants a Hello Kitty wedding. FML
Today, my fiancé asked his 13-year-old sister what role she wanted in our upcoming wedding. Her response was "Saying I object!" FML
Today, my fiancé's best friend, who will be our best man at our wedding, decided to confess his feelings for me and tell me how he's always dreamed of us eloping together. The wedding is going to be awkward. FML
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Mirorbo 27
If you're marrying him, you should be well aware of his preferences and behavior, darling...
awaywiththefairi_fml_fml 8
Oh You poor thing! reception at Chuckie Cheese?
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Comments (300)
Geneside 8
Talk to him? Its both ur wedding you both should have a say. Or thats just what i think
mikagesouji 0
It's as much her day as it is his, and if he can't see that and compromise accordingly, he is indeed acting like a child.
ysabo 0
I'm a girl, and this sounds like the most amazing wedding ever.
chosha_fml 27
No sweetie, you're marrying a geek.
missL1z 5
If he is a child then that makes you a paedophile!
Mr_Darkside 5
"and I'll be damned of I'm gonna stand here and be lectured by a pervert." haha Family Guy... :)
monnanon 14
You've agreed to the theme, try to disuade him on the cake. Theres nothing wrong with the cake on its own but in a star wars theme that is just wrong. Even if it wa a star wars themed birthday party a batman cake would be odd. Maybe give him a batman cake for a grooms cake. Im not too sure what they are but on Ace of Cakes the bride got her husband to be a spiderman grooms cake, it was pretty kewl. He is still getting an awesome themed wedding and the cake just not all at once.
jomotto 3
Just go ahead an do nothing , so at the wedding when He ask you just say to Him : The cake is a lie , I am sure that He will understeand.
sourgirl101 29
Just so you know, the groom's cake is served at the wedding at the same time. It's usually a completely different flavor than the main wedding cake. The groom's cake at my wedding was a rum cake.(:
monnanon 14
ah Ok I didn't know that, I thought it was for before, As I mentioned I only know of grooms cakes through American tv shows, I dont think its a big thing over here ....yet. Promise him a batman cake for his birthday or something lol or for his stag night.
tief06 0
then don't marry him.....
bringmepieskm 0
you had better hit him with a lightsaber to show him who wears the pants in the relationship!
rezzel 0
i wish that was my wedding theme lol why is it only the ladies choice ?
monnanon 14
My bf is more than welcome to have his choice of wedding theme and more weddings should become a compromise between the couples so both get what they want. Bridezillas should be taken down a peg, its not just their wedding afterall.
sourgirl101 29
It's his wedding day too. Doesn't he get a say in planning it?