Today, my fiancé informed me he didn't want a regular wedding cake, he wants a Batman cake. I have nothing against this, except that he already decided the wedding theme would be Star Wars. Essentially, I'm marrying a child. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my fiancée suggested a 'Back To The Future' - themed wedding. FML
Today, my fiancée and I were selecting our wedding cake. The wedding is now off since I refused to buy her the "dream" wedding cake she wanted because it was chocolate. She called me childish and cheap. I'm highly allergic to chocolate. FML
Today, my fiancée showed me her wedding plans. It will be themed on one of her video games, the best man will be dressed as an alien warlord, and the vows talk about how we'll beat the odds and be blessed by the "Goddess Kalahira". Apparently, I have no say in this. FML
Today, at our wedding, my groomsmen had a lightsaber fight on the dance floor. Everyone was laughing and the kids loved it. My wife burst into tears, started screaming that we ruined her fairytale wedding, and stormed out. Our entire relationship started when we met at the cinema when Star Wars was on. FML
Today, I learned that I'm expecting twins. A boy and a girl. My husband, upon finding out about this, immediately suggested that we give them Star Wars names. But not Luke and Leia. Oh no. He wants to name them Darth and Vayda. And he is absolutely serious about this. FML
Today, I went to pick up my wedding dress from the seamstress, only to find out that my fiancé called two weeks ago to say I wanted the dress "tie-dyed to match our new theme." She believed him. Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years said he would finally take me somewhere romantic. I spent my day at a Star Wars convention. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he wants a Hello Kitty wedding. FML
Today, my fiancé asked his 13-year-old sister what role she wanted in our upcoming wedding. Her response was "Saying I object!" FML
Today, my fiancé's best friend, who will be our best man at our wedding, decided to confess his feelings for me and tell me how he's always dreamed of us eloping together. The wedding is going to be awkward. FML
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Mirorbo 27
If you're marrying him, you should be well aware of his preferences and behavior, darling...
awaywiththefairi_fml_fml 8
Oh You poor thing! reception at Chuckie Cheese?
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Comments (300)
LowLives 9
My Question is why are you still marrying him? A wedding is supposed be a celebration between both of you and a compromise not all about him it's a wedding for christ sakes not his birthday party if he can't compromise then I dunno what to tell you
JEHughes 13
Are you marrying your five year old son? If he wants a cake and a theme like that tell him to do it at his bachelors party.. unless his mom has already planned that out for him. wheres the honeymoon gonna be? his tree house? Another thing, maybe he is trying to get out of the wedding by freaking you out? Just saying because that should be the only reason someone would ever consider something like this. Keep the wedding classy.
aerogxt 7
Frankly, your life sucks but you also deserve it. No one is forcing you to marry him. If it's such a problem now you better call it off. On the other hand, the wedding day is YOUR day and the honeymoon is HIS night. have YOUR wedding and let him have some say, but not run the show. 50-50, right? If not, neither of you need to be marrying ANYONE.
shnipe 4
have fun marrying Eric Forman
vbmg152 19
Get him a batman grooms cake & have your wedding cake, too! 22 years ago, I married a grown kid, we are still married! Never a dull day!
skinnybinnybitch 0
they had this one on here like a year ago...I guess every guy you merry likes star wars.
lifecontroller 2
Break up with him
hiyachoppy 0
At my reception, when the DJ announces the arrival of, and then introduces the whole wedding party; I had that song from the end of Episode 4, where Leia is giving the medals to Luke and Han. It was hilarious! And epic.
ArielTheMermaid 17
that's freaking awesome!!!! I hope I marry a guy like that!
switchgurl20 17
or maybe he doesn't want to get married. ....