Today, I was on a friend's trampoline trying to convince my mom that trampolines are safe and we should get one. While telling her, I smashed my knee into my face. I jumped off bleeding, slipped, hit my head on the trampoline, and got knocked unconscious. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was fooling around on the trampoline with this guy, when a bounce caused us to bang our heads together, knocking me out cold. FML
Today, I went to an indoor trampoline park. This would usually be fun, except that I got there, broke my ankle, and left in an ambulance, all before my friends even arrived. FML
Today, I removed the safety padding from around the trampoline because it seemed useless. This afternoon, I did a backflip, got my hair stuck in the springs, ripped out a chunk of my hair, and face planted it into the brick pavers. FML
Today, I decided to impress my friends by doing a flip on the trampoline. What did impress them, was my lack of tears after I hit the edge of the trampoline and broke my nose. FML
Today, I tried to impress a group of friends by jumping a set of stairs on my skateboard. I didn't realize the ceiling dropped down towards the bottom of the stairs and knocked myself out. FML
Today, I embraced my inner child and went to a trampoline park with friends. I was having a blast until I attempted a somersault and ended up bouncing right into a group of screaming toddlers. I was escorted out by a concerned parent. FML
Today, while practicing my gymnastics routine on the uneven bars, I was so distracted by my teammates' conversation about a party later that I miscalculated my flip and smacked my head on a bar. Ten stitches and a concussion later, I was left alone in the hospital. FML
Today, I'm well aware that this is my own fault, but I went to a friend's house after working late. Ran towards the friend's front door and hit my head a tree limb that I didn't see. Flipped over, landed on the lawn, and blacked out for a minute. I got up, was dizzy, tripped, and fell on friend's porch. Second concussion in a year. FML
Today, while at a trampoline park, my time of the month and my out-of-shape body worked together to make me almost pass out. FML
Today, just for old time's sake, I decided to jump on my bed. I ended up hitting my head on the spinning fan and knocking myself unconscious. FML
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Top comments
skitz 0
how ironic.
akeep5 0
so did you get a trampoline or not?
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Comments (118)
pancakes_n_syrup 0
Too many things happened for this to be true..you should've stopped after "hit my face with my knee"
x_eyebrows 0
Yeah, so, trampolines aren't safe. Your mum is a smart lady.. obviously a trait that did not get passed down. :)
angelsnarrows 0
too bad, i have one and its hella fun. But i HAVE jumped clear off one once. i was also about 7 years old. you should have tried saying "they're good exercise" instead.
marcusaurelius 0
oh yeah... she was definitely convinced... good job
elu3219 0
im guessing you wont get a trampoline now...
not_ur_mexican 0
same thing happened to me. that was not my day.
ryry117 7
Are you sure. Are you sure that EXACT same thing happened to you?
jmaczor 0
are you really uncoordinated? if so you shouldn't get a trampoline. if not then this fml is fake
SVelasquez 0
How ironic. Trampolines aren't the safest toy out there and if this happens to you, then think about investing in a giant lexane bubble so you aren't so accident prone.
AllyGator_Rawr 0
wow well i guess today wasnt your lucky day. that really stinks.
AMelodyofJuly 0
LMAO!!!