Today, I was on a friend's trampoline trying to convince my mom that trampolines are safe and we should get one. While telling her, I smashed my knee into my face. I jumped off bleeding, slipped, hit my head on the trampoline, and got knocked unconscious. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was fooling around on the trampoline with this guy, when a bounce caused us to bang our heads together, knocking me out cold. FML
Today, I went to an indoor trampoline park. This would usually be fun, except that I got there, broke my ankle, and left in an ambulance, all before my friends even arrived. FML
Today, I removed the safety padding from around the trampoline because it seemed useless. This afternoon, I did a backflip, got my hair stuck in the springs, ripped out a chunk of my hair, and face planted it into the brick pavers. FML
Today, I decided to impress my friends by doing a flip on the trampoline. What did impress them, was my lack of tears after I hit the edge of the trampoline and broke my nose. FML
Today, I tried to impress a group of friends by jumping a set of stairs on my skateboard. I didn't realize the ceiling dropped down towards the bottom of the stairs and knocked myself out. FML
Today, I embraced my inner child and went to a trampoline park with friends. I was having a blast until I attempted a somersault and ended up bouncing right into a group of screaming toddlers. I was escorted out by a concerned parent. FML
Today, while practicing my gymnastics routine on the uneven bars, I was so distracted by my teammates' conversation about a party later that I miscalculated my flip and smacked my head on a bar. Ten stitches and a concussion later, I was left alone in the hospital. FML
Today, I'm well aware that this is my own fault, but I went to a friend's house after working late. Ran towards the friend's front door and hit my head a tree limb that I didn't see. Flipped over, landed on the lawn, and blacked out for a minute. I got up, was dizzy, tripped, and fell on friend's porch. Second concussion in a year. FML
Today, while at a trampoline park, my time of the month and my out-of-shape body worked together to make me almost pass out. FML
Today, just for old time's sake, I decided to jump on my bed. I ended up hitting my head on the spinning fan and knocking myself unconscious. FML
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Top comments
skitz 0
how ironic.
akeep5 0
so did you get a trampoline or not?
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Comments (118)
livingdeath 0
Im in a bitter mood today, so let me tell you about my dad's best friend from high school. He tried a flip on a wet trampoline, and spent the remainder of his short life strapped to a board with a machine breathing for him and needles shoved up his arm.
cr1sis 0
daaaaaaamn
beritis 0
yup, sounds like they are safe enough... but it some how feels like you ain't getting one.
scott_m319 0
Excellent salesmanship lol.
x__fallen 6
I smash my two front teeth on a trampoline once. & Then I somersaulted OFF of the trampoline another time. yea. I HATE those things D:
beatle909 0
Guess your not gettin that trampoline, huh? That sucks.
BeatNik169 3
YDI for not being careful, and @1, this FML isn't ironic.
prisix 0
haha that's convincing ;) XD honestly I love trampolines but fyl for kicking yourself in the face
Ritz234 0
... YDI for not being able to stay safe on one.
tohaveandtohold 0
wow great timing :P