Today, I was on a friend's trampoline trying to convince my mom that trampolines are safe and we should get one. While telling her, I smashed my knee into my face. I jumped off bleeding, slipped, hit my head on the trampoline, and got knocked unconscious. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was fooling around on the trampoline with this guy, when a bounce caused us to bang our heads together, knocking me out cold. FML
Today, I went to an indoor trampoline park. This would usually be fun, except that I got there, broke my ankle, and left in an ambulance, all before my friends even arrived. FML
Today, I removed the safety padding from around the trampoline because it seemed useless. This afternoon, I did a backflip, got my hair stuck in the springs, ripped out a chunk of my hair, and face planted it into the brick pavers. FML
Today, I decided to impress my friends by doing a flip on the trampoline. What did impress them, was my lack of tears after I hit the edge of the trampoline and broke my nose. FML
Today, I tried to impress a group of friends by jumping a set of stairs on my skateboard. I didn't realize the ceiling dropped down towards the bottom of the stairs and knocked myself out. FML
Today, I embraced my inner child and went to a trampoline park with friends. I was having a blast until I attempted a somersault and ended up bouncing right into a group of screaming toddlers. I was escorted out by a concerned parent. FML
Today, while practicing my gymnastics routine on the uneven bars, I was so distracted by my teammates' conversation about a party later that I miscalculated my flip and smacked my head on a bar. Ten stitches and a concussion later, I was left alone in the hospital. FML
Today, I'm well aware that this is my own fault, but I went to a friend's house after working late. Ran towards the friend's front door and hit my head a tree limb that I didn't see. Flipped over, landed on the lawn, and blacked out for a minute. I got up, was dizzy, tripped, and fell on friend's porch. Second concussion in a year. FML
Today, while at a trampoline park, my time of the month and my out-of-shape body worked together to make me almost pass out. FML
Today, just for old time's sake, I decided to jump on my bed. I ended up hitting my head on the spinning fan and knocking myself unconscious. FML
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Top comments
skitz 0
how ironic.
akeep5 0
so did you get a trampoline or not?
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Comments (118)
FTWNINA 0
your life sucks.
SmexxiHunny 0
Bet yu wanna stay away from trampolines for a while now....
SilentGround 0
yeah, no. i've had tons of friends break their legs on trampolines. good job.
dang_fml 0
wow that sucks for you! great entertainment for us though!
Tick_fml 0
holy shit that sucks. definite fyl.
shree 0
Wow, that's terrible timing for you. It's okay though, trampolines get boring after awhile and they really aren't that safe at all. You're probably better off without one. It seems like with your kind of luck, something similar would happen again anyway.
batch56 0
STOP WITH THE IRONY...these are getting so unbelievable!!
rakhil11 7
ouch
nammz 0
they aren't safe though. like at all. so that wasn't the best argument to make.
mich23 10
well i find it ironic that when i opened this there was an add on the right for trampolines XD sucks for you tho, but its funny