Today, is my 21st birthday. I get home after my night out and walk into the garage to see a 2002 Red Corvette convertible. I run up to the car thinking its a gift and there's a note: "Dani this is not your birthday present. Quit drooling on my car. -Dad" Thanks Dad. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it's my 21st birthday. I got a call from my deadbeat dad, who I thought had finally mellowed and had something nice to say. Nope; he just told me I'm 21 years a disappointment, then hung up. FML
Today, I walk out of my apartment to find that my car is decorated with explicit drawings and "Happy 21st birthday" stuff written all over it. To top it off, my vehicle is completely wrapped in plastic wrap. I'm 22 and my birthday is in December. FML
Today, it was my 16th birthday. My surprise was a new car, that is now in the side of the garage because my mom lost control while driving it around front. FML
Today, was my 16th birthday and I was supposed to be surprised with a new car. I have overheard my parents talking about bringing it home tonight while I was at a friend's house. We snuck back to my house to see them bring my car home. All I saw was my Dad crash my new car into a street lamp. FML
Today, I was having my birthday party. My dad showed up late, blind drunk, and drove his car straight through my garage door. FML
Today, my Dad sent me an e-mail wishing me a "Happy 21st Birthday, sweetheart!" The message went on and on about how much he loves and misses me and wishes we were closer, and can't believe how fast I'm growing up. I'm 23 and my birthday is in December. FML
Today, it's my 21st birthday and my dad has decided to take away my ID in fear that if I have even one drink to celebrate I'll become a raging alcoholic. FML
Today, my Dad gave me my birthday card. The envelope was blank, as was the card, and the £0.25 price tag was still on. He was fully aware of all these things, but handed it to me and said, "By the way, I didn't write anything." Happy birthday to me. FML
Today, it's my birthday and my mom took me and some friends to an amusement park. Looking for a tampon, I found a phone in my mom's purse that I didn't recognize. Turns out my mom is cheating on my dad. Happy birthday to me, I guess. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My dad was supposed to take me to get a tattoo, but instead he went to the bar, got drunk, and told me how I was the biggest mistake he and my mom have ever made. FML
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Top comments
Serial 2
psh, take it for a spin anyway
kellster 2
Why would they give you such an expensive car??? Buy your own car, you're an adult!
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Comments (208)
You_cry_I_laugh 0
Wow, what a jerk. He could've at least made a nicer note. :l Oh, and first. :)
Rwstudent1 0
LMAO!!!!
redheadregect 0
dad wins
purplegee 2
seriously your dads awesome! I would've cracked up if my dad did that too me.
benny2465 0
haha ydi for expecting yourvparents to buy you everything
MrCatman1125 2
He didn't expect everything, he just thought he got a car.
Kamon97 23
The 2002 corvettes burn oil anyway so don't worry about it too much OP :p
WIDRR 0
HAHAHAHAHAHA
daniisme 0
OPs awesome. her names dani. GO OP
MrsDruidess 23
hahahaha that's what you get for being a freeloader, now move out your 21 freaking years old!
clemagh 7
I agree
skitz 0
hahaha, this is great!
Serial 2
psh, take it for a spin anyway
NavyNuke 0
You're 21; buy one yourself; but, anyways, that would make me mad too just because I would be hyped up at first.
Harpy20 24
Yeah because every 21 year old starts off with a loaded bank account and can buy a corvette for themselves...
cecilk 29
Well, who says it has to be a new one. Old Corvettes from the 80s and 90s look quite cool and are a lot more affordable. My first car was 15 years old and it was easily affordable after one summer job. And despite its age and lots of km it was in a real good shape. Ok, it was Japanese, I picked it for quality and not for coolness. Also repairs were a lot cheaper as I got the replacements from scrapyards, and they brought me closer to my Dad since he usually helped me doing the repairs. What's better for father-daughter-bonding than repairing a car?
WhoReallyCares 0
That's rather histerical.
Callyn 47
Your dad's cool. I would have laughed so hard at that joke.
sexyx0sandyyy 0
ahahahha that suckss. sorry though "/
F_M_L_y0 0
What a dick.
writerxforever 0
oh wow that really sucks!