Today, I discovered I have really bad dandruff. I learned this when I went indoor mini golfing and my whole upper body lit up like a Christmas tree underneath the black light. Among my friends I'm now known as The Abominable Snowman. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dandruff got so bad that when I sneezed on the bus, it created a "blizzard" of dandruff, covering me, and two others in it. I'm now known as "Winter Wonderland". FML
Today, I found out I have dandruff when a chick passed by and said out loud to her friends: "That dude's hair is having an early Xmas!" FML
Today, I found out there is such a thing as eyebrow dandruff, and that I have it. FML
Today, I went to a concert. Knowing these concerts usually include a lot of black lights, I decided to wear a black T-shirt so I wouldn't glow. I was having a good time, but about halfway through I noticed someone pointing to my shoulder. I looked down to see my dandruff glowing. FML
Today, my dandruff issue is so awful that even my eyebrows have dandruff. FML
Today, I pulled my clothes out of the dryer and realized I had washed an entire pack of tissues with them. Every single piece of clothing was covered in what looked like tiny snowflakes. I now look like I’ve been rolling around in dandruff. FML
Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML
Today, I had a snowball fight with a friend. In the midst of the game, I stole her hat and put it on my head, ignoring her pleas. Apparently, she was trying to say she had head lice. I can now verify that. FML
Today, while watching a man in front of me on the bus remove his cap to scratch his noggin, I noticed the swarm of dandruff that was about to nail me in my face. FML
Today, I discovered that my acne glows yellow and orange under black lights while in front of a wall of them at a club. FML
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danielreader22 4
Damn, that's never good. Might wanna treat that soon, OP.
SkoomaKi 28
Head and shoulders my friend. Or if you don't want a new shampoo, try having more showers and don't wear hats.
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dtemple1110 6
Well at least your friends made a joke out of it instead of not saying anything (that's how you know who your real friends are).
mfayem 15
2 words. dandruff shampoo
diva239 8
That is so gross!! Isn't your head itchy all the time.
foxmatrix15 8
I tend to get military hair cuts and wash with Selson Blue daily and avoid hair gels especially in the sun. Also I hear a rumor could be the tap water and the heavy chemicals that dry ur scalp.lather some vasaline into ur scalp the point is to get that head moist
saidawhiting 14
On the bright side, now you know and you can do something about it. Get yourself some Head & Shoulders and eventually your friends will get tired of teasing you.
challenger15 4
Take a shower
pratly2 1
Well if you could only see it under a black light it might not be dandruff. Laundry detergent has particles in it that make the clothes seem brighter when absorbed and reflected by certain coloured lights. A black light, or Ultra Violet light, is the brightest we can see and makes these particles floresce, or glow. If under the black light was the only time you noticed the dandruff, then this may be the case.
Epikouros 32
Doesn't matter, had indoor minigolf.
ilovemychem 22
There's shampoo for that, don't worry!