Today, I discovered I have really bad dandruff. I learned this when I went indoor mini golfing and my whole upper body lit up like a Christmas tree underneath the black light. Among my friends I'm now known as The Abominable Snowman. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dandruff got so bad that when I sneezed on the bus, it created a "blizzard" of dandruff, covering me, and two others in it. I'm now known as "Winter Wonderland". FML
Today, I found out I have dandruff when a chick passed by and said out loud to her friends: "That dude's hair is having an early Xmas!" FML
Today, I found out there is such a thing as eyebrow dandruff, and that I have it. FML
Today, I went to a concert. Knowing these concerts usually include a lot of black lights, I decided to wear a black T-shirt so I wouldn't glow. I was having a good time, but about halfway through I noticed someone pointing to my shoulder. I looked down to see my dandruff glowing. FML
Today, my dandruff issue is so awful that even my eyebrows have dandruff. FML
Today, I pulled my clothes out of the dryer and realized I had washed an entire pack of tissues with them. Every single piece of clothing was covered in what looked like tiny snowflakes. I now look like I’ve been rolling around in dandruff. FML
Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML
Today, I had a snowball fight with a friend. In the midst of the game, I stole her hat and put it on my head, ignoring her pleas. Apparently, she was trying to say she had head lice. I can now verify that. FML
Today, while watching a man in front of me on the bus remove his cap to scratch his noggin, I noticed the swarm of dandruff that was about to nail me in my face. FML
Today, I discovered that my acne glows yellow and orange under black lights while in front of a wall of them at a club. FML
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Top comments
danielreader22 4
Damn, that's never good. Might wanna treat that soon, OP.
SkoomaKi 28
Head and shoulders my friend. Or if you don't want a new shampoo, try having more showers and don't wear hats.
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Comments (133)
Trisha_aus 15
Try washing your hair more often and use a shampoo for dandruff...in the mean time don't share combs or anything like that
Ruffclue 9
I guess ur friends doesnt kno where abdomen is. Abdomen is located between ur diaphram and pelvic region. The better name for u would be thoracic or cervical snowman.
white16sox 19
Abominable, not abdominal.
white16sox 19
I just realized you were probably joking.
netteg0806 0
Don't listen to these people one if the main reasons for dandruff is because of taking hot shower try taking cooler shower and using head and shoulders problem solved ????
doglover569 0
Some girls have a fetish for dandruff.... This would have been a perfect first date. ;)
Kuuroneko17 2
If your name was Tanner, it would work out just fine. Then they could call you Tannerbaum.
hateevryone 15
Wash your damn hair.
Akkuze 9
Sure it's dandruff? If your clothes aren't rinsed properly after going through the washing then powder can stay in it which would light up under those lights...
almost34 4
I'm surprised no one has made a semen joke, yet.
zombiesdkdjdjf 1
Awuh yuuck
LoganKlier 0
better than it being due to urine or semen