Today, I discovered I have really bad dandruff. I learned this when I went indoor mini golfing and my whole upper body lit up like a Christmas tree underneath the black light. Among my friends I'm now known as The Abominable Snowman. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dandruff got so bad that when I sneezed on the bus, it created a "blizzard" of dandruff, covering me, and two others in it. I'm now known as "Winter Wonderland". FML
Today, I found out I have dandruff when a chick passed by and said out loud to her friends: "That dude's hair is having an early Xmas!" FML
Today, I found out there is such a thing as eyebrow dandruff, and that I have it. FML
Today, I went to a concert. Knowing these concerts usually include a lot of black lights, I decided to wear a black T-shirt so I wouldn't glow. I was having a good time, but about halfway through I noticed someone pointing to my shoulder. I looked down to see my dandruff glowing. FML
Today, my dandruff issue is so awful that even my eyebrows have dandruff. FML
Today, I pulled my clothes out of the dryer and realized I had washed an entire pack of tissues with them. Every single piece of clothing was covered in what looked like tiny snowflakes. I now look like I’ve been rolling around in dandruff. FML
Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML
Today, I had a snowball fight with a friend. In the midst of the game, I stole her hat and put it on my head, ignoring her pleas. Apparently, she was trying to say she had head lice. I can now verify that. FML
Today, while watching a man in front of me on the bus remove his cap to scratch his noggin, I noticed the swarm of dandruff that was about to nail me in my face. FML
Today, I discovered that my acne glows yellow and orange under black lights while in front of a wall of them at a club. FML
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danielreader22 4
Damn, that's never good. Might wanna treat that soon, OP.
SkoomaKi 28
Head and shoulders my friend. Or if you don't want a new shampoo, try having more showers and don't wear hats.
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Comments (133)
joanniejore 7
How do you not notice dandruff?! Little white flecks in your hair should have been the first warning...
EmoBitchRock 0
Do you not wash your hair ?
lunax_fml 14
Just be grateful the black light didn't show a bunch of semen stains on your pants.
br0ccoli 15
You should collect your dandruff and make a compost. Use your white to go green.
Bullpine 11
Put some green listerine on your scalp and let it sit for ten minutes.
mk58 31
That's it, next time I see someone I know with bad dandruff, I'll call them an abominable snowman.
fuckmebutdontfml 16
I rather like your nickname but yeah thats still nasty wash it off
dansco 25
Did you "just" discover this? Not notice the mass of flakes on your shoulder most of the time?! Eh snowman lol
shanniemac 2
Ewwwww.....
Taymah49 7
It could be worse