Today, I discovered I have really bad dandruff. I learned this when I went indoor mini golfing and my whole upper body lit up like a Christmas tree underneath the black light. Among my friends I'm now known as The Abominable Snowman. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dandruff got so bad that when I sneezed on the bus, it created a "blizzard" of dandruff, covering me, and two others in it. I'm now known as "Winter Wonderland". FML
Today, I found out I have dandruff when a chick passed by and said out loud to her friends: "That dude's hair is having an early Xmas!" FML
Today, I found out there is such a thing as eyebrow dandruff, and that I have it. FML
Today, I went to a concert. Knowing these concerts usually include a lot of black lights, I decided to wear a black T-shirt so I wouldn't glow. I was having a good time, but about halfway through I noticed someone pointing to my shoulder. I looked down to see my dandruff glowing. FML
Today, my dandruff issue is so awful that even my eyebrows have dandruff. FML
Today, I pulled my clothes out of the dryer and realized I had washed an entire pack of tissues with them. Every single piece of clothing was covered in what looked like tiny snowflakes. I now look like I’ve been rolling around in dandruff. FML
Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML
Today, I had a snowball fight with a friend. In the midst of the game, I stole her hat and put it on my head, ignoring her pleas. Apparently, she was trying to say she had head lice. I can now verify that. FML
Today, while watching a man in front of me on the bus remove his cap to scratch his noggin, I noticed the swarm of dandruff that was about to nail me in my face. FML
Today, I discovered that my acne glows yellow and orange under black lights while in front of a wall of them at a club. FML
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danielreader22 4
Damn, that's never good. Might wanna treat that soon, OP.
SkoomaKi 28
Head and shoulders my friend. Or if you don't want a new shampoo, try having more showers and don't wear hats.
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Michael_92 20
Well I would try a new soap. I believe someone in my family buys tea tree soap and its supposed to help with dandruff. I would try out something to help sort it out.
ZombieBear430 4
Tell them it's not dandruff, you just had a little too much fun last night. It's much less gross.
SkoomaKi 28
So saying you got cum all over you is better than admitting you have dandruff? Hmm I don't think so...
KM96 24
20 I definitely agree with you on that one. Who would rather admit to cum all over them? Dandruff is way less shocking to others and embarrassing for the person.
ZombieBear430 4
I'm simply saying that in my opinion, depending on the age group of the OP, it could turn into a joke. Not meant to offend anyone.
SkoomaKi 28
24 - OP might not be gay, so saying that to his friends will probably make them think he's gay...
ZombieBear430 4
True. Just throwing ideas out there to make the embarrassing situation into a joke.
The_Hitdude 12
^^ I watched Water for Elephants last night...your comment made me think of that. And it IS a better love story than Twilight! Which is ironic, since they're both his love stories.... What was I talking about again?
XtraEzeee 8
That also means OP doesn't change his shirt everyday. Gross.
ZombieBear430 4
Edit on that last one: wasn't meant to signal jacking off.
Cad6 24
It's called replying to your previous failed comment, not start another thread for people like me to bash your comment. I thumbed you up because I felt bad for you. Have a nice day.
peachesncreem 21
OP, I had the same problem in my teens. My hairdresser suggested that before going to bed, I should massage olive oil through my hair and sleep with a shower cap on. Wash your hair the next day and repeat once a week until your dandruff disappears. I did it for a month and my dandruff was gone. I do it now just to keep my hair silky :)
snator 0
OP, D'ont fell bad because of a dandruf problem!!! Oh and advice: Do not use head n shoulders, only makes worst
The_Hitdude 12
My goodness. You just throw all caution to the wind when you're typing up a comment, don't you?
SkoomaKi 28
27 - I'm going to do the honor of re-doing your comment. OP, don't feel bad because of your dandruff problem. Here is some advice: Do not use Head n Shoulders as it will make your problem worse. ^Thats much better don't you think?
SkoomaKi 28
Ah yes 49, now this comment is complete. We must now present it to 29!
itsharkley 8
Y U No use good grammar?!
snator 0
Sorry, I mean my first language is french and im learning english so if the grammar is not that great please d'ont be all mad
ShadowlessSpear 21
"d'ont"
bizarre_ftw 22
better than anne frank?
The_Hitdude 12
That's a pretty ****** up joke. Either I'm losing my sense of humor, or people's jokes are getting more crude.
SkoomaKi 28
54 - I think the "lit up" reference was used by Bizzare for her joke. Which can be associated with the gassing or burning of Anne Frank. I personally don't mind the joke, but I wouldn't call it funny.
SkoomaKi 28
I see where you're coming from. We'll have to wait until she replies.
bizarre_ftw 22
so i see i'm the only one that remembers that fml? gotcha the modern attention span is saddening thank you 54
bizarre_ftw 22
lol, always read the comments before responding, good way to avoid a double reply sorry to keep you all waiting yes, it was a reference to the other fml, no i'm not an anti-Semitic ass making light of the holocaust - a "lit up" pun, isn't that a stretch?
SkoomaKi 28
65 - I apologize. I got the completely wrong idea.
SkoomaKi 28
I always make sure to read all comments, I just didn't quite know what you were referring back to. But now I do.
bizarre_ftw 22
No problem ^_^ Though for historical accuracy, Anne frank died of disease, she wasn't burned, I'm pretty sure it was typhoid or tb that did it, I think tb but don't quote me
bizarre_ftw 22
just mentioning, i'm getting a kick from the fact that i can tell from the way you spell "colo(u)r" that one of you is english and the other is american
bizarre_ftw 22
so... this was supposed to be under 1's comment...... not often you hear about the site is screwing up worse than the app for things
cbear1991 8
It might not be dandruff... If you don't rinse out shampoo properly it dries onto your scalp, I get it all the time as my hair is sooo thick! Dandruff itches he/she would have known about it.
False_Stupidity 42
T gel medicAted shampoo
perdix 31
Your friends should give you Head & Shoulders. Just make sure the dudes give you Shoulders.