Today, my boyfriend murmured his sister's name during sex. Before you say he was thinking of someone else with the same name, I've only ever met one person in our town called Nohemi. FML
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Today, I never really thought that my boyfriend and brother having the same name was too weird. Until I called out his name during climax. FML
Today, while making love to my wife, I let slip her sister's name. I don't think it would calm her down much if I told the truth: I was actually thinking of an ex girlfriend who shares the same name. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML
Today, during sex I wasn’t really into it so I was letting my mind wander and it randomly settled on my sister's birthday and how I needed to buy a gift. As my husband seemed like he was about to finish, I faked my orgasm and accidentally moaned my sister's name. He heard me, so now he’s "concerned". FML
Today, while making love to my boyfriend for the first time, I moaned his name. He freaked out over how I wasn't over my ex, and angrily left. They have the same name. FML
Today, while I was in the middle of making love with my boyfriend, I mentioned bringing another woman in the picture to spice it up. He looked at me and said, "Let's ask your sister." He then got dressed and called her. FML
Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML
Today, my sister's boyfriend called while she was out. The second I answered he tried to have phone sex with me. When I explained to him that I wasn't my sister and that we just sound the same on the phone, he replied, "Don't care, let's keep going." FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML
Today, while I was getting intimate with my husband, he moaned someone else's name. He actually tried to explain himself by saying that he'd had a "divine encounter," and while "possessed by the Lord," he'd been told the name of our future daughter. FML
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Steve95401 49
OP is from Arkansas - what a surprise.
Oppression_fml 19
Lannister approved!
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Comments (143)
daddysgirl243 21
I incest he stops doing that
Xx_dankdoge_xX 18
this is gold
Strajee 23
This made my day
little_one 20
We've all called someone by the wrong name at some point but yeah in bed thats pretty bad, and his sisters name no less... That's just so awkward it hurts bet he feels awful...
allforfun 23
Um, I haven't...
little_one 20
My mom has called me by my sisters name before and so has my grandma. I've also meant to say my brothers name but I said my husbands name. I thought it was pretty common.
ThirteenThirteen 27
In bed though?
Witchylady 18
Hmmm. That sounds a little like your boyfriend has a thing for his sister.
accidentalsheep 24
That's kind of the point this fml was trying to make.
itsalanis 25
Thanks 26, I couldn't understand the FML until you pointed it out.
Lars93 18
be glad it's just a fantasy of incest ( his sister's name ) and not another woman.
Shamandalie89 32
How is him fantasizing about his SISTER better than him fantasizing about some other random woman??
VeganVampyre 27
More importantly, how do we know it IS just a fantasy? O.o Maybe OP's boyfriend likes GoT so much he decided to role play as a Lannister...
The_madmax 23
She would still be another woman. Unless his SISTER is a guy, which I doubt she is. Incest is worse anyways.
Agtthepw 21
Uh. But actually: Noémie is a real french name and is pronounced the same as Nohemi. Any Frenchies living around?
skyline0392 8
Does his dad drive a Chevy or ford?
vampire623 6
are you retarded or just a idiot
ashieme2009 12
If he is that incestuous, it is definitely a ford.
AvivS 12
"We don't choose the ones we love"
Jashie 18
-Jamie Lannister
captainsmegma 12
oooh sister sex. Kinky kinky.
worldclassrager 41
And I take it the only name is his sister...this might be a little but of a strange situation...
sbarua219 17
That's a really cute name